🏈 I AM v Bookie -Crimson Casino's Sportsbook NOW OPEN! (RollTideBama.com's Pick 'Em contests - 2012)

[IAMvBookie]

I'm calling it the Crimson Casino. Come one, come all.

I'll take your bets, and cash, with open hands and arms. It's welcomed here.

If you win? Take you winnings and shut the hell up.

If you lose? Prendere, come un uomo!

Against the spread, straight up? You got it.

Make your bets wisely, you schmuck. There's no cryin' in da house!

"Il casinò, il gioco li regola cardinale è quello di mantenere e di far ritorno. Il più che esse svolgono, più che perdere, e alla fine, ho capito tutto."

 

[IAMvBookie]

It's so easy, my mother's bastid brother could do it; God rest her soul!

Decide how much and place your bets.

South Carolina vs Vandy? Here's what it'll look like.

Straight up? I'll pay 1 to 1. Take the spread? I'll pay 2 to 1. Wanna bet both? I need a new car!

 

[doemasters]

looks confusing :shock:

 

[JoshB]

WTF is a schmuck?

 

[srollins]

its a Yiddish term for... well nevermind

 

[IAMvBookie]

its a Yiddish term for... well nevermind

איר גאַט אַ פּראָבלעם מיט אידן פליסנדיק קאַסינאָס?

 

[tidentrue]

so when is this douchebag gonna get booted?

 

[TerryP]

so when is this douchebag gonna get booted?

Did you forget :sarca:?

 

[Bo]

Did you forget :sarca:?

So I can't ban the Bookie and block his IP? :chat_headscratch:

:grnbiggrin:

 

[Don Vito]

So I can't ban the Bookie and block his IP? :chat_headscratch:

:grnbiggrin:

Ya wonna get your legs broke?

 

[Bo]

Ya wonna get your legs broke?

No sir Mr. Vito. I didn't realize Mr. Bookie was one of your guys.

 

[IAMvBookie]

No sir Mr. Vito. I didn't realize Mr. Bookie was one of your guys.

Da man says, "Italy's shaped like a boot for a reason...so they can stick it up your ass." Might remember that.

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[Don Vito]

Me and vBookie, we're movin' in.