🏈 High School teams that use college mascots, logos, battle cries, etc...

[Brandon Van de Graaff]

Ya think? Six hours later and I find myself laughing out loud. Just too freakin' weird.

Get this, right? Long red hair, long ass beard, wearing horn rimmed glasses...Bama sweatshirt and shorts. It's a Vikings character in sports garb...'cept for the jorts.

Yesterday I heard one of their cashiers call a customer RG Kelly. I thought that was funny.

In fairness, historians have pointed out that the Vikings would have worn jorts had they been available at the time.

 

[TerryP]

In fairness, historians have pointed out that the Vikings would have worn jorts had they been available at the time.

It was cut-off white jeans. If it was a different shirt I would have been talking smack. He was wearing "The Roger" sneakers...those are two bills a pair.

I asked myself if I was in a "Bizzaro" world with Seinfeld. (Wait, you haven't watched that show, right?)

 

[It Takes Eleven]

In fairness, historians have pointed out that the Vikings would have worn jorts had they been available at the time.

The older Vikings would've worn Cjärgo Shorts...

 

[TerryP]

The older Vikings would've worn Cjärgo Shorts...

The lady that tended bar the night we went to JR's just texted me after reading this thread:

I've seen you wear jeans shorts, a starched button down white shirt, with sandals, TO CHURCH

She ain't lying.

 

[Brandon Van de Graaff]

It was cut-off white jeans. If it was a different shirt I would have been talking smack. He was wearing "The Roger" sneakers...those are two bills a pair.

I asked myself if I was in a "Bizzaro" world with Seinfeld. (Wait, you haven't watched that show, right?)

You got the wrong person. Top 5 show, all-time. I haven't seen hardly any of Curb though, which I may have mentioned before.

 

[Rolltide24]

The lady that tended bar the night we went to JR's just texted me after reading this thread:



She ain't lying.

I’m just glad to hear you go to church!

 

[TerryP]

I’m just glad to hear you go to church!

Ya gotta venture over to the non sports section of this site.

Once a month I go to church. Do you want me to go here?

 

[TerryP]

I’m just glad to hear you go to church!

@Sgt. Lincoln Osiris do you remember you and I talking about Brandon years ago. Jelly Roll? Are you kidding me? Look it up.

Found it.

 

[TerryP]

I’m just glad to hear you go to church!

Lead musician at my church...so there's context.

 

[TerryP]

@Rolltide24 I don't know how old you are. Or, what you believe. I know the guys who scripted/wrote this one...

I'd recommend headphone at full volume.

Glad I go to church is the funniest thing today. @ElephantStomp @musso

That's our music director.

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

@Sgt. Lincoln Osiris do you remember you and I talking about Brandon years ago. Jelly Roll? Are you kidding me? Look it up.

Found it.

Great collab on a great song.

 

[musso]

@Rolltide24
I'd recommend headphone at full volume.

Glad I go to church is the funniest thing today. @ElephantStomp @musso

That's our music director.

Let me know when music videos, tattoos, and beard oil help unseat the demonic Senator Graham in your state.

 

[TerryP]

Let me know when music videos, tattoos, and beard oil help unseat the demonic Senator Graham in your state.

That'll come around the time you appreciate the smaller things in life. Your move, Padawan.

 

[TerryP]

Let me know when music videos, tattoos, and beard oil help unseat the demonic Senator Graham in your state.

I left this alone for a bit to ponder. You are a dip shit here. Old. Definitely cured. But a dip shit.

You have no idea what the church does for the community. Nor, I having a reason to post this.

 

[TerryP]

I will accept triggered from anyone...as long as they can play a chord.

 

[TerryP]

@UAgrad93 my free throw patterns were based on the drum meat of "mama" in '84 when I was in high school. Think about that beat for a second...shot over 90.

@musso music is what you make of it.

 

[musso]

You are a dip shit here. Old. Definitely cured. But a dip shit.

I recommend increasing your church attendance to more than once per month. And while you’re there, maybe lift your hands higher in the air … and wave them around even faster like you just don’t care.

You have no idea what the church does for the community.

I never claimed otherwise. I refer you back to the previous time when I needled you on this issue… when actually, I might have been responding to previous church video you shared lol. I went into great detail then explaining myself. It’s one thing to do something “for the community” and another thing entirely to do things which allow the community to thrive, without your continuous aid. What’s the saying, “It’s better to teach a person to fish than to give him one of your fish.” MLK Jr had a good quote I often think of when I critique First World Christianity:


Which leads me back to my point of, what is the Church (or yours specifically) doing to stop the injustice (e.g. Lindsey Graham) which makes charity needed? The Church gets consumed with doing “church things,” such as making silly, juvenile hype videos. Charity is another common church thing, and indeed it’s “commendable.” But by only responding to poverty and need, the Church ends up serving as enabler of the State. Instead of jumping around like idiots on camera or pretending piety is preferable to politics, churches could repurpose all their resources and summon all hands on deck to overthrowing the conditions which cause deprivation to begin with. But nah, better to keep making hip music videos, attend elaborate multimedia worship services in our tax free enclaves, and keep paying our tithes rather than mobilizing as a massive voting block to enact better laws and elect better leaders who might liberate the needy from their dependence. But hey, opposing our political rulers might require too much sacrifice … perhaps of the kind Jesus offered.

 

[TerryP]

Which leads me back to my point of, what is the Church (or yours specifically) doing to stop the injustice (e.g. Lindsey Graham) which makes charity needed? The Church gets consumed with doing “church things,” such as making silly, juvenile hype videos.

But by only responding to poverty and need

Like the free car repairs I help out with? The free health care? Clothes and food qualify for "responding?"

Barking up the wrong tree here.

 

[musso]

Like the free car repairs I help out with? The free health care? Clothes and food qualify for "responding?"

Barking up the wrong tree here.

You didn’t understand at all my point. It’s as if you’re too busy multitasking and not reading my words carefully. I understand though. You prefer to fuel discussion more than engaging in it.