🏈 Have any of you checked out the meltdown on the plains?

[bamagirl917]

People make up fake Twitter Accounts all the time. I wonder if any of these are real?

Can't imagine players coming out and saying some of this stuff...

They're real. The airing of team-related grievances and just general idiocy on twitter/facebook is definitely not rare among players on plenty of other teams...Bama has seemed to be the exception when it comes to reigning in the guys' social media usage. I've been very thankful about that.

 

[BAMA JAMMA]

People make up fake Twitter Accounts all the time. I wonder if any of these are real?

Can't imagine players coming out and saying some of this stuff...

judging by Lutz's own video interview with the media I would say these comments fall inline with what he was hinting to. I got the quotes from The auburn boards so I'm assuming they know which are real accounts of the players just like we know which are real or fake for ours. Then again these are boogs we're talking about so TIFWIW

At least some of their fans have....well. I don't know what they have but this is wrong on many levels lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-rt1DVIHMU&sns=em

 

[JoshB]

Our offense can be summed up as sacks and screens.

I don't remember the last time we were this bad. We were 4-1 at this point in the '08 season. Yeah. Think about that.

Auburn is a Christian school. The real winners will be known on judgement day. Bammers won't be there. I hate bammers.

Oh boy, I'm wearing my Auburn sweatshirt, but I'm embarrassed to go to the grocery store now - AND I LIVE IN OHIO.

Fire all of them starting with Gene Suxnicks & the Athletic Department folks that brought him here.

The trees are not the only thing dead in Auburn this season. Thank you for opening up my fall to do new things. Bye Gene.

Christ almighty looks like Frazier is coming back out. Is Moseley at the concession stand?

I think the more we prepare the worse we look. Coaching is turning these stud recruits into confused pansies.

You know it's bad when you wish your team was as good as Mississippi State.

What is there to say? We already know we have the worst bunch of QBs in the nation and not one of them could have started in the Auburn High vs Carver football game.

Bobby P is kicking back, ordering another Harley while in the cell phone and saying "yes Jay, she's going to be young, she's going to be blonde, and you're not gonna say a God-damned thing about it. Come to Papa.

ESPN is doing a special on the Auburn fans that stayed. All six of then

I have enjoyed the NAPA commercial more than Auburn football this season.

On the bright side, Chizik's undefeated streak in bowl games won't be snapped this year

Still proud to be an Auburn Tiger, but I think I'm now going to focus my attention on the Ladies Golf Team. Maybe I'll be a little less frustrated on Saturday's in the fall!!!!!! #chiziksgottago

We are a Bob Dylan team. Forever young.

From what I've seen so far, we will be outcoached by the Vandy and Ole Miss.

Yeah, we looked deceptively adequate during the off-week.

Yes, Auburn Fans.......Millions of dollars being paid out to our Coaching Staff and a how many Top Ten Recruiting Classes and here we are sitting at 1-4????? I'm thinking Alabama A&M will whip on us Homecoming!!!!!

I am sure LSU is watching this and thinking WTF is wrong with us

This hard nosed Arky D is tough to run on

Cass and Wallace should start the 2nd half. If not, prepare your anus

My anus is already prepared

Can your anus throw a 15 yard tight spiral? Might could use it if so.

If Tom Brady had listened to anything SL taught him, he would be bagging groceries right now.

Where is the emoticon of the guy jumping off the cliff I could use it right now.

Should've paid Trotter to stick around for another year.

While Pat Dye wouldn't trade Chizik for 10 Nick Sabans, Chizik was just outcoached by one John L. Smith."

If we get John L Smithed that is worse than getting Croomed.

Is this the worst Auburn team in the past 20-30 years??? Serious question. We do absolutely nothing right except for running to the locker room after a loss.

And we still have 7 games left, Is the Sun Belt accepting new teams?

Plenty of material for RBR’s meltdown thread. Nice.

to quote my father "oh my god, we're Vanderbilt"

Alabama beat Arkansas 52 0 and we are losing to Arkansas by 10. So by the transitive property...... I should sell my ticket.

It's all good though cause we're "ALL IN..." fu-k that sh-t

Damn man we aint never gone get to roll Toomers smn

For the rest of the season, Auburn should pay US to go to the games, or give us a refund for the part of our tuition that pays Gene Chizik.

Who looks worse? Chizik for pulling Frazier or Vegas for favoring us by 10?

I'm ready for "Coach Troop" to turn his freakin hat

With two turnovers today against Arkansas, Auburn is now the worst in the FBS in turnover margin. Second worst? Arkansas.

It’s the little victories at this point….. FIRST DOWN AUBURN! lol

7?!?!…i mean this is the ghost of Honk if you sacked Brodie game coming back to haunt us

Seven points, ladies and gentlemen. Seven points to a team that has given up +50 each in two SEC games.

It can’t get any worse. Really. Loeffler’s play calling is baffling…to us, not opposing defenses.

 

[bamagirl917]

Auburn is a Christian school. The real winners will be known on judgement day. Bammers won't be there. I hate bammers.

Is this real?? LMAO I'm dying :laughcry:

 

[bamafan4ever]

My favorite....

While Pat Dye wouldn't trade Chizik for 10 Nick Sabans, Chizik was just outcoached by one John L. Smith.

 

[TerryP]

Personally, this one hit me as funny.

Still proud to be an Auburn Tiger, but I think I'm now going to focus my attention on the Ladies Golf Team. Maybe I'll be a little less frustrated on Saturday's in the fall!!!!!! #chiziksgottago

And the defending National Champ is...

So, one forgets about football and immediately is reminded...

 

[BamaFan615]

Is this real?? LMAO I'm dying :laughcry:

I'm with ya...surely people don't REALLY think this way...do they?

 

[Duder]

I've tried to steer clear. I gather that logic means I'm not "All In"...

 

[JoshB]

I'm with ya...surely people don't REALLY think this way...do they?

lol its very real, all that stuff comes from various Auburn message boards...

oh check out the twitter of
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talk about crazies.

 

[UAgrad93]

I talked with a guy last night that is a big Barner. He was at the game Sat. and he said he was absolutely embarrassed! He said the only thing that he saw that he liked that Chizik did, was chew out Blake on a dropped ball in the 3rd quarter. He said Blake sorta shrugged off the drop and moaped to the sideline. He said Chizik got on him, walked away, and then went back after him again. He said that Trooper needs to go NOW!! He said that while the coaches were walking off the field to the lockerroom after visiting with their wives, Trooper was hugging and high fiving people and joking and laughing like nothing had happened. I think the marriage of selling their souls to recruit is catching up to them because they can't coach he talent.

 

[bamaraider]

judging by Lutz's own video interview with the media I would say these comments fall inline with what he was hinting to. I got the quotes from The auburn boards so I'm assuming they know which are real accounts of the players just like we know which are real or fake for ours. Then again these are boogs we're talking about so TIFWIW

At least some of their fans have....well. I don't know what they have but this is wrong on many levels lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-rt1DVIHMU&sns=em

"All in".....

 

[Swamptick]

This is all OWNING me. I love it. I know, I shouldn't....but I do.

 

[BAMA JAMMA]

Wow is all I'm going to say. It's like Kristy Malzahn is back in the SEC living thru Mrs. Chizik. She posted this on FB....

This is the response I gave to one of our fans, Brandi Efferson, on facebook today.
Maybe one of you will feel led to take this on....


"I have given quite a lot of prayerful consideration to your desire to help and make a difference this season and I do have a thought. As you know,


Social media can be a very powerful tool.


Recent examples of its power can be cited by googling how it played a primary role in the Occupy Wall Street protests, the uprising in Egypt, the Konya 2012 movement, and the various flash mobs that randomly occur all over the world to name just a few examples.


Therefore, my humble suggestion is to create a VERY POWERFUL "ALL IN" movement of your own.


We have fans all over the US and I think it is time that they RISE UP and snatch back what satan, himself, has stolen.


We serve a God who recovers ALL that "has been stolen" from us and there are times that He requires the efforts of His people to accomplish this truth.


Just think about the effect it will have first for the players and their families who sacrifice daily but how it will impact the fan base as a whole.


During the season of 2010 the fans came together each Friday afternoon to send our boys off with a reverse tiger walk and the effect of just that alone was palpable enough that it carried over onto the field each and every Saturday.


I encourage you to think outside the box and create something that will show the rest of the world WHY WE DO WHAT WE DO and why when we refer to ourselves as FAMILY that we mean it.


I look forward to see what you come up with.
Blessings, Jonna Chizik
P.S. feel free to share all of this as you feel led!
WAR EAGLE"

 

[JoshB]

http://www.al.com/auburnfootball/index.ssf/2012/10/gene_chiziks_wife_uses_social.html

My head hurts even reading that, good lord... They REALLY have to stop combining religion with football, god has nothing to do with your team sucking... and when you do stuff like that, and then back off and claim "im not talking about wins and losses" you look even more silly because its obvious you were...

 

[planomateo]

She's asking the fans to come together, in a very odd fashion.

What's that saying...Better to Remain Silent and Be Thought a Fool than to Speak and Remove All Doubt

 

[It Takes Eleven]

Awesome, I'd like for my "movement" to be thrown in with the wonderful outcomes generated by Occupy and the Muslim Brotherhood.

 

[jocephus8179]

What is it with these aubie wives? First, we have mrs. malfunctionzahn being insane in a church, now this? Is there something in the water down there?