| OT Football book? Sort of. "The Time I Threw a Devastating Downfield Block at a Funeral Home."

TerryP

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STORIES OF A YOUTH FOOTBALL COACHING LEGEND

I believe it's a dollar for the e-book, six for your Kindle, et. al.

The author is a satirist. I found him on Twitter @ Threeyearletterman




Brandon Meeks was a shitty cornerback. He was frail and slow. I hated his haircut, his squeaky voice, and his asthma-induced wheezing on days with a high pollen count. Brandon sucked against the run. He sucked on special teams. And he sucked in pass coverage, where his hip-turning skills rivaled those of a geriatric nursing home patient.

But during my first year as an assistant youth football coach, I had few other options. Brandon was merely one of the least offensive choices in a sea of losers. And yet, without Brandon, I’m not sure I’d be where I am today.
 
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