She's your quiessential smart as hell, blue eyed blonde ditz you'll ever meet...a body that makes Heather Lockler in TJ Hooker look like an extra...and a sense of humor that reminds me of Sarah Siliverman. She's oil. Hot, and crude.
But can be so funny.
It's not a girlfriend thing though she knows I would treat her like a Twinkie. (NOW we'll see who gets a reference.)