🧑‍🤝‍🧑 / 🏡 Elon Musk is releasing a Flamethrower

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

Elon Musk’s Boring Co. flamethrower is real, $500 and up for pre-order


And the rumors begin to fly, to which he responds...



:rolf:

 

[planomateo]

How the hell TSLA's stock value is what it is...

 

[bama alum]

"Mommy! I want dis!"
"No, little Jethro, that looks too dangerous."
"But you had zero problem spending money on a hovercraft that doesn't really hover but does catch on fire. Now gimme!"
"Well, you're right. And you do rule this house, so..."

 

[planomateo]

You know he's probably anti-gun, would definitely be anti-flamethrower.

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

You know he's probably anti-gun, would definitely be anti-flamethrower.

Actually, I'm hearing Musk is a red-blooded Patriot.

 

[bama alum]

I wish I was savvy enough to photoshop A Christmas Story meme with this. "You'll burn your eyes out, kid!"