http://www.sbnation.com/2009/11/9/1122038/the-alphabetical-week-10-theD is for Divot. If you wondered where we are at in the SEC Officiating Conspiracy Plot, we're here: first, the Rothschilds bribed the SEC to keep Alabama number one while the Russian Mafia threw their powerful bribe game behind the Florida cause, and Mike Slive, being controlled by orbital mind lasers designed by the Illuminati, fought to keep the whole sham under wraps by fining Urban Meyer. We were all under control until THIS happened:
Now we have the Second Shooter of SEC Officiating Conspiracy Myths, "THE DAMNING DIVOT." This is not joking: the divot where Patrick Peterson dragged his foot is now the wandering bullet in this JFK assassination myth, and will fuel the fully insane assumption of a grand conspiracy propelling Alabama and Florida forward towards an inevitable SEC title game matchup. If sense and intelilgence desert you and let you think this is possible, consider this: even if LSU was given the ball back after the interception, Alabama would have had to wait two, possibly three passes before Jarrett Lee threw the game-winning TD. For Alabama.
EDSBS writes a weekly column called the alphabetical, and this just had me in tears.
