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Donald Trump Wants To Build Wall In Alabama
Donald Trump doesnāt only want to build a wall on the US / Mexican border, he also wants to build one in Alabama.
āI want to make America great again, and to do that we really need to build two walls,ā said Donald Trump on a campaign stop in Reform, Alabama. āAlabama is a great state, but because Alabama has opened their borders to losers the whole state is being dragged down,ā explained Trump.
āAlabama has a problem, these sleazy, good for nothing, dirty, cheating, losers are infecting a winning cultureā¦ eventually they will destroy this state if we donāt do something to stop them,ā bloviated Mr. Trump. āYou guys are winners, all time champions, but if you keep letting these losers hang aroundā¦ā Trump added.
Trump has a plan for how heās going to fix the state of Alabama, and itās bold. āSo how do we fix this state? Itās simple, we cut the head off the pathetic orange and blue snake where itās infecting the good God fearing people of Alabama. Thatās why Iām proposing we build a wall around Auburn and keep that riffraff out of Alabama!ā declared Trump. āWe need to keep the winners and the losers in this state separate.ā
Trump even had a plan for how we could trick the Auburn citizenry into letting the wall be built. āThey are simple slow minded cow people, if we tell them itās a bit TV or citywide video board they will probably help us build it,ā said Trump.
Trump wasnāt done yetā¦ āI mean Birmingham used to be a fine city before these illegal Tigers came up here under the pretense of a bowl game and had anchor babiesā he explained.
Thatās right ā Donald Trump wants to build a wall around Auburn to keep Auburn immigrants from moving into more prestigious sections of the state. While this plan might sound good at first we have our doubts.
One problem is that most Auburn fans donāt even come from Auburn, they seem to mostly come from UAB and Troy; building a wall around Auburn would actually only keep out a very small percentage of Auburn fans.
Another problem is the financing, even if Trump were to tax all of Pat Dyeās whiskey it wouldnāt be enough to build such a wall. Itās not like thereās $200,000 dollars just lying around in a collection plate somewhere.
This is of course a wonderful April Fools day prank, we canāt actually build a wall around Auburn. As much as we might like to pretend Auburn isnāt our little brother they areā¦ thereās one in every family.
Donald Trump doesnāt only want to build a wall on the US / Mexican border, he also wants to build one in Alabama.
āI want to make America great again, and to do that we really need to build two walls,ā said Donald Trump on a campaign stop in Reform, Alabama. āAlabama is a great state, but because Alabama has opened their borders to losers the whole state is being dragged down,ā explained Trump.
āAlabama has a problem, these sleazy, good for nothing, dirty, cheating, losers are infecting a winning cultureā¦ eventually they will destroy this state if we donāt do something to stop them,ā bloviated Mr. Trump. āYou guys are winners, all time champions, but if you keep letting these losers hang aroundā¦ā Trump added.
Trump has a plan for how heās going to fix the state of Alabama, and itās bold. āSo how do we fix this state? Itās simple, we cut the head off the pathetic orange and blue snake where itās infecting the good God fearing people of Alabama. Thatās why Iām proposing we build a wall around Auburn and keep that riffraff out of Alabama!ā declared Trump. āWe need to keep the winners and the losers in this state separate.ā
Trump even had a plan for how we could trick the Auburn citizenry into letting the wall be built. āThey are simple slow minded cow people, if we tell them itās a bit TV or citywide video board they will probably help us build it,ā said Trump.
Trump wasnāt done yetā¦ āI mean Birmingham used to be a fine city before these illegal Tigers came up here under the pretense of a bowl game and had anchor babiesā he explained.
Thatās right ā Donald Trump wants to build a wall around Auburn to keep Auburn immigrants from moving into more prestigious sections of the state. While this plan might sound good at first we have our doubts.
One problem is that most Auburn fans donāt even come from Auburn, they seem to mostly come from UAB and Troy; building a wall around Auburn would actually only keep out a very small percentage of Auburn fans.
Another problem is the financing, even if Trump were to tax all of Pat Dyeās whiskey it wouldnāt be enough to build such a wall. Itās not like thereās $200,000 dollars just lying around in a collection plate somewhere.
This is of course a wonderful April Fools day prank, we canāt actually build a wall around Auburn. As much as we might like to pretend Auburn isnāt our little brother they areā¦ thereās one in every family.
