🏈 Do you really want to know how to beat Alabama?

[RollllTide!]

Long read, but parts are hilarious and parts have that Northern bias we all love to hate.

Do you really want to know what it takes to beat Alabama?

Let me start with the baby.

She was asleep in her Baby Bjorn, because infants don't really even know what time is and haven't made a waking/sleeping relationship commitment with the sun. I don't even know if you're supposed to have a baby in a carrier at that age, and I'm sure this is something people have VERY STRONG and LARGELY UNVERIFIABLE LOUD OPINIONS ABOUT.

We were at the metal detectors outside University of Phoenix Stadium when I got close enough to ask her mother how old the baby was.


Her answer: "Do you really want to know?"
The baby was three days old, and the woman and her entire family in line were Alabama fans. The dad got held up at security for having a can full of Copenhagen he wasn't willing to throw in the garbage.

 

[Crimson&WhiteGecko]

"Life is about being brave in the face of inevitable doom. Until someone does, Saban will charge you all unfair rates for sunlight."

LMAO! Good article & video too

 

[rick4bama]

Don't need to read it! I know how to beat Alabama, that by having one more point than Bama does!

 

[94 Grad]

It's really pretty simple...

If you want to beat Bama, you're going to have to consistently make NFL type passes to have a chance to win. Those QB's are rare in the NCAA... but Bama has seemed to run up against a few.

 

[UAgrad93]

The REAL WAY, sign some badA.S.S. MF's that can play team ball and have Saban cloned!!!!