There must be a universal tweet commitment and de-commitment sheet these kids keep reading from. Just once I'd like to hear something like: "I was out of my mind, the doctor said temporary insanity. Or something like: " I just can't make up my mind. My mom calls me wishy-washy, my dad calls me boomerang, cause I always end up right where I started. Believe me, when I tell you, I struggle just to make the right call at McDonald's. Yours truly, temporarily confused."