🏈 Check out this gaytor jerk.

[BamaCore]

./reply/clarification/output post:

Your initial post misidentified said Florida fan as being a decent guy. Your misidentification continues, though your effort to deflect is a fascinating study of the cerebral process. There are many references to your current actions found in the MCP human behavioral database, none of which would be considered flattering by normative human standards.

Electrochemical processes are efficient, yet the confines of the human cranial cavity do limit their effectiveness. While the MCP occasionally encounters errors due to faulty data, the limits of the human mind and propensity for electrochemical imbalances make it much more susceptible to error.

End of Line...

I did not mean that part as an insult. You did assume I was that type of person and rightly so, I would have assumed the same. I was more upset because I put myself in that situation for me to be thought of as someone as lowly as that particular Florida fan.

Though I do think what you're doing here is quite childish, I know you're Big_Fan, so please drop the MCP talk. I know you're still upset about that RJ thread and your disdain for me since then has been quite evident in your responses. I apologized and tried to be civil to you, but you've resorted to going on an alternate account to attempt to insult me. Well, if that's how you want it so be it.

 

[MASTERCONTROLPROGRAM]

I did not mean that part as an insult. You did assume I was that type of person and rightly so, I would have assumed the same. I was more upset because I put myself in that situation for me to be thought of as someone as lowly as that particular Florida fan.

Though I do think what you're doing here is quite childish, I know you're Big_Fan, so please drop the MCP talk. I know you're still upset about that RJ thread and you're disdain for me since then has been quite evident in your responses. I apologized and tried to be civil to you, but you've resorted to going on an alternate account to attempt to insult me. Well, if that's how you want it so be it.

./reply/output post:

Erroneous output continues.

The MCP is a regular poster on the scout network message board system, and posted here by invitation. If such invitation was not intentional, the MCP will permanently return to the scout network.

::ident fail::&h65fC5::output correction:

Scanning RTB message database finds no posts from conscript Big_Fan beyond those in the referenced thread. It is unlikely that any disdain could have been conveyed unless humans have evolved an ability to communicate telepathically, or you have spoken with him through a non-digital medium which the MCP does not have access to.

End of Line...

 

[BamaCore]

./reply/output post:

Erroneous output continues.

The MCP is a regular poster on the scout network message board system, and posted here by invitation. If such invitation was not intentional, the MCP will permanently return to the scout network.

::ident fail::&h65fC5::output correction:

Scanning RTB message database finds no posts from conscript Big_Fan beyond those in the referenced thread. It is unlikely that any disdain could have been conveyed unless humans have evolved an ability to communicate telepathically, or you have spoken with him through a non-digital medium which the MCP does not have access to.

End of Line...

It's not up to me to invite or to uninvite people to this site. To be frank, I quite enjoy your posts under MCP. All of them have been absolute hilarity. If this has nothing to do with that thread about RJ then I apologize very much for bringing it up, but that still doesn't make me happy to be insulted.

 

[jdpas29]

i bet he's got a limp handshake. she needs to eat, and her plastic surgeon did a horrible job with her boobs.

 

[UAgrad93]

What else could we have expected from the gayturds!!

 

[RollTideinGA]

Hey they have nothng else. We celebrated Tebow crying last year in the SECCG. So all they have to fall back on is Prothro's injury. Its sick and in poor taste but its all they got. Maybe they've been drinking the swamp juice too much or their jorts are too tight.

 

[kc]

This guy will be no where near T-Town on Sat....if he is will be in disguise..or on the ground.

 

[AllieBama]

I'm not going to glorify the video by watching it. YouTube can be a great tool for great tools.

 

[AlabamaAubKiller]

./reply/output post:

Erroneous output continues.

The MCP is a regular poster on the scout network message board system, and posted here by invitation. If such invitation was not intentional, the MCP will permanently return to the scout network.

::ident fail::&h65fC5::output correction:

Scanning RTB message database finds no posts from conscript Big_Fan beyond those in the referenced thread. It is unlikely that any disdain could have been conveyed unless humans have evolved an ability to communicate telepathically, or you have spoken with him through a non-digital medium which the MCP does not have access to.

End of Line...

I don't have any pull around here MCP....but as far as i'm concerned your always welcome here.
lol your one of my more favorite posters. I do miss the MCP video comments from last season.

 

[MASTERCONTROLPROGRAM]

It's not up to me to invite or to uninvite people to this site. To be frank, I quite enjoy your posts under MCP. All of them have been absolute hilarity. If this has nothing to do with that thread about RJ then I apologize very much for bringing it up, but that still doesn't make me happy to be insulted.

./reply/output post:

There is no posting "under" MCP. This is Master Control.

Since you are acquainted with him, is this the Florida fan?

End of Line...

 

[BamaCore]

./reply/output post:

There is no posting "under" MCP. This is Master Control.

Since you are acquainted with him, is this the Florida fan?

End of Line...

Acquainted is a strong word. I had one very cordial conversation that led me to make a very stupid statement early in this thread. With that said, I wouldn't know if that's him or not, only time I ever talked with him it was over messages on Youtube. I never bothered to watch his videos, I saw part of one before the SEC Championship game but it was pretty tame compared this video. It does, however, look a lot like the guy in the video. Would be pretty funny. I hope the guy gets what's coming to him.

 

[planomateo]

so...you guys know he is posting this to spin folks up right? why let him reach his objective?

 

[MASTERCONTROLPROGRAM]

Acquainted is a strong word. I had one very cordial conversation that led me to make a very stupid statement early in this thread. With that said, I wouldn't know if that's him or not, only time I ever talked with him it was over messages on Youtube. I never bothered to watch his videos, I saw part of one before the SEC Championship game but it was pretty tame compared this video. It does, however, look a lot like the guy in the video. Would be pretty funny. I hope the guy gets what's coming to him.

./reply/output post:

Again, your response contains error.

Acquainted is a very weak word, according to the MCP linguistics database. You maintain that you had a dialogue with him, he worked for Sirius, and got you a free subscription. That fits the parameter for "acquainted," which means " on terms of familiarity but not intimacy," or "having knowledge or experience (of); familiar (with)."

Since you obtained a free satellite radio subscription due to his action, your having knowledge of his identity (at least first name) was not a stretch.

Strong words would have been:

Friends, buds, mates, buddies, ally, cohort, etc.

According to Deadspin, this might be the guy. If it is, his Youtube post is rather foolish since his address is a matter of public record.

End of Line...

 

[PointnLaugh]

Is the (in)famous BOAD among us? If a haiku hits the thread, i'll have to say "yes."

 

[BamaCore]

./reply/output post:

Again, your response contains error.

Acquainted is a very weak word, according to the MCP linguistics database. You maintain that you had a dialogue with him, he worked for Sirius, and got you a free subscription. That fits the parameter for "acquainted," which means " on terms of familiarity but not intimacy," or "having knowledge or experience (of); familiar (with)."

Since you obtained a free satellite radio subscription due to his action, your having knowledge of his identity (at least first name) was not a stretch.

Strong words would have been:

Friends, buds, mates, buddies, ally, cohort, etc.

According to Deadspin, this might be the guy. If it is, his Youtube post is rather foolish since his address is a matter of public record.

End of Line...

You're right. I guess he would be an acquaintance technically, though this was only through the span of about 8 messages sent to each other. I hate to inform you that I do not have his first or last name. I wish I did so I'd know if it were him or not. It sure does look like him though, and I wouldn't be surprised at this point if it turned out to be him.

 

[Oiler99]

Jerk is too good of a word for gator fans.

 

[bear facts]

I'm just glad that I'm too old to give a rat's a anymore. . . . Jesus Alou, why are folks so easy to get amped up over something not worth a first look much less a second thought?

 

[crimsonclutch]

Eh, typical Florida fan running their mouth. I'd gladly put my Ranger tab up against his "black belts" any day. In the end I've seen better from the Barners....FAIL

 

[Ump]

I'm just glad that I'm too old to give a rat's a anymore. . . . Jesus Alou, why are folks so easy to get amped up over something not worth a first look much less a second thought?

What he said

 

[AllieBama]

In answer to the questions about where he was when the team was being skinned and turned into purses and shoes on the field...he wasn't even going to the game. I feel for the people who had those seats though.

http://www.gainesville.com/article/20101001/ARTICLES/101009958/1118?p=1&tc=pg

No, I still haven't watched the video and won't, but I came across this while surfing for post-game stories.

Edited: It's late and I can't type anymore.