šŸˆ (cecil hurt article) coaching search at texas is a soap opera

There is no shortage of joke material in college football. Every game has a winner and a loser and you can, if you are so inclined, chuckle at the loser every time.

Even Alabama, which hasn’t heard much snickering lately, is taking its turn as the goat in the wake of a couple of losses.
But the longest-running gag, by far, has been the Texas coaching search.
It is a veritable wellspring of chuckles, a staple the way ā€œSeinfeldā€ was in the 1990s, to the point of having recurring characters. Factor in a fair degree of self-importance among the Texas fan base and you could mine one-liners from that fertile lode for days. Furthermore, the leaky pursuit of Nick Saban — conducted in public forums custom-made for not attracting Nick Saban — exposed UT to its fair share of ridicule.
But this time, I come not to laugh at the Longhorns but to empathize with them.
Hiring big-time coaches is never easy, not even under the best of circumstances.
I get the sense that Texas, administratively speaking, isn’t the best of circumstances right now and went the Texas-sized search committee route in order to try and drag a lot of opposing factions under one big tent.
Frankly, you are unlikely — at any school — to get a half-dozen committee members who can expertly evaluate football coaches. Furthermore, the athletic director is the one whose neck is in the noose if things go poorly, so he might as well get the courtesy of making the choice in the first place. But politics rule the day sometimes.
But who can really point fingers? Alabama was fortunate, both in leadership and timing, when it hired Saban, but even that hiring was preceded by a month of turmoil.

There is no shortage of joke material in college football. Every game has a winner and a loser and you can, if you are so inclined, chuckle at the loser every time.

Even Alabama, which hasn’t heard much snickering lately, is taking its turn as the goat in the wake of a couple of losses.
But the longest-running gag, by far, has been the Texas coaching search.
It is a veritable wellspring of chuckles, a staple the way ā€œSeinfeldā€ was in the 1990s, to the point of having recurring characters. Factor in a fair degree of self-importance among the Texas fan base and you could mine one-liners from that fertile lode for days. Furthermore, the leaky pursuit of Nick Saban — conducted in public forums custom-made for not attracting Nick Saban — exposed UT to its fair share of ridicule.
But this time, I come not to laugh at the Longhorns but to empathize with them.
Hiring big-time coaches is never easy, not even under the best of circumstances.
I get the sense that Texas, administratively speaking, isn’t the best of circumstances right now and went the Texas-sized search committee route in order to try and drag a lot of opposing factions under one big tent.
Frankly, you are unlikely — at any school — to get a half-dozen committee members who can expertly evaluate football coaches. Furthermore, the athletic director is the one whose neck is in the noose if things go poorly, so he might as well get the courtesy of making the choice in the first place. But politics rule the day sometimes.
But who can really point fingers? Alabama was fortunate, both in leadership and timing, when it hired Saban, but even that hiring was preceded by a month of turmoil.

http://www.tuscaloosanews.com/article/20140104/news/140109859?p=2&tc=pg#gsc.tab=0
 
The coaching search at Texas is over. I think it was totally overblown about the so-called "soap opera". It just got a lot of national attention because of Texas trying to poach Nick Saban. Big deal. So what?

Any big-time program with the budget that Texas has is going to reach out to successful coaches. There's nothing abnormal about that. I think that's why there is more national media coverage, but to call it a "soap opera"?
 
lmao stop trying to have revisionist history here. Days of Our Lives Texas Style.

And what happened to all that "we're Texas we can buy anything and anyone we want" stuff?
 
The coaching search at Texas is over. I think it was totally overblown about the so-called "soap opera". It just got a lot of national attention because of Texas trying to poach Nick Saban. Big deal. So what?

Any big-time program with the budget that Texas has is going to reach out to successful coaches. There's nothing abnormal about that. I think that's why there is more national media coverage, but to call it a "soap opera"?


From wiki...how is this NOT an accurate description?

A soap opera, often referred to simply as a soap, is a serial drama, on television or radio, that features multiple related story lines dealing with the lives of multiple characters. The stories in these series typically focus heavily on emotional relationships to the point of melodrama.[SUP][1]

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The coaching search at Texas is over. I think it was totally overblown about the so-called "soap opera". It just got a lot of national attention because of Texas trying to poach Nick Saban. Big deal. So what?

Any big-time program with the budget that Texas has is going to reach out to successful coaches. There's nothing abnormal about that. I think that's why there is more national media coverage, but to call it a "soap opera"?

The butt hurt is very entertaining. You didn't run off and get a Saban tattoo based on your infallible sources, did you? Your breathless reporting of every twist and turn, and confidence that every little snippet of real or imagined insight was the hard truth is laughable.

A good tattoo artist should be able to morph that "Saban" into a "Strong" with no trouble. Otherwise, the removal route may be best. Pretty sad, indeed:

[video=youtube;1aX5zuoT7cU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aX5zuoT7cU[/video]

Just to clarify, Tex, this is a fake commercial from a new broadcast television show, Saturday Night Live, that premiered in 1975 (just after the British masterpiece, Blazing Saddles). No Pythons were harmed in the filming of this commercial.

RTR,

Tim
 
The butt hurt is very entertaining. You didn't run off and get a Saban tattoo based on your infallible sources, did you? Your breathless reporting of every twist and turn, and confidence that every little snippet of real or imagined insight was the hard truth is laughable.

A good tattoo artist should be able to morph that "Saban" into a "Strong" with no trouble. Otherwise, the removal route may be best. Pretty sad, indeed:

[video=youtube;1aX5zuoT7cU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aX5zuoT7cU[/video]

Just to clarify, Tex, this is a fake commercial from a new broadcast television show, Saturday Night Live, that premiered in 1975 (just after the British masterpiece, Blazing Saddles). No Pythons were harmed in the filming of this commercial.

RTR,

Tim

:rofl:
 
The butt hurt is very entertaining. You didn't run off and get a Saban tattoo based on your infallible sources, did you? Your breathless reporting of every twist and turn, and confidence that every little snippet of real or imagined insight was the hard truth is laughable.

A good tattoo artist should be able to morph that "Saban" into a "Strong" with no trouble. Otherwise, the removal route may be best. Pretty sad, indeed:

[video=youtube;1aX5zuoT7cU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aX5zuoT7cU[/video]

Just to clarify, Tex, this is a fake commercial from a new broadcast television show, Saturday Night Live, that premiered in 1975 (just after the British masterpiece, Blazing Saddles). No Pythons were harmed in the filming of this commercial.

RTR,

Tim

Pure Gold!
 
Okay, maybe I'm oblivious, but who are these Van de Graaffs I am seeing in the threads now? Lol

They are the two much younger brothers of Bully and Hog Van de Graaff (and they might be administrators who recently changed their handles). Bully was the first All American in Alabama history in 1915. His brother, Hargrove (Hog), also played for Bama. Hog cut his ear severely during a game against Tennessee and decided to tear it the rest of the way off to keep playing. The other players stopped him, but he was tough guy.
 
The butt hurt is very entertaining. You didn't run off and get a Saban tattoo based on your infallible sources, did you? Your breathless reporting of every twist and turn, and confidence that every little snippet of real or imagined insight was the hard truth is laughable.

A good tattoo artist should be able to morph that "Saban" into a "Strong" with no trouble. Otherwise, the removal route may be best. Pretty sad, indeed:

[video=youtube;1aX5zuoT7cU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aX5zuoT7cU[/video]

Just to clarify, Tex, this is a fake commercial from a new broadcast television show, Saturday Night Live, that premiered in 1975 (just after the British masterpiece, Blazing Saddles). No Pythons were harmed in the filming of this commercial.

RTR,

Tim

Game, set, and match... :rofl:
 
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