"Gary, let's cut away from the game for a moment and go directly to Johnny Cam, now at College Station Medical Center." Female voice and camera shot of someone in a body cast, bandaged from head to toe with one arm suspended in the air, the hand clutching a Sharpee: That beeping you hear is a heart monitor and proof Johnny Football is still alive even though he endured a terrible beating in that first quarter before he was taken away disoriented and completely dazed. Doctors say when he regains consciousness, he should be fine, and we can confirm that each of the physicians on duty, the nurses, and three orderlies each have an autograph. All that remains to be seen is whether Johnny will awaken in time to witness Alabama win another championship just like last season. Back to you, guys.
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