I've got:
1st Quarter - Moderate anxiety and jumpiness
2nd Quarter - Mild Chest Pain with a touch of irritability
3rd Quarter - Nausea and vomiting, dizziness
4th Quarter - Full cardiac arrest and sudden-onset tourettes
End of 4th - Extreme jubilation and a round of apologies to my family, neighbors, any law enforcement that may have been summoned, as well as any players, coaches, and/or game announcers I may have leveled a voodoo curse on during the game.