šŸˆ "Big Ten has SEC running scared" — AKA Finebaum successfully trolled the B1G

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This still requires some psychological adjustment. For years and years, we were told our lumbering Big Ten talent was slower and chubbier than its Southern counterparts, as we clung to tired Midwest principles of working hard, gobbling carbs and mostly following the rules. Down in the Southeastern Conference, they had fast players sporting six-packs. We had players shaped like kegs.

Well, well, well. Look what’s happening now.

We have to be careful here because it’s only been, according to my calculations, a few weeks since the Big Ten became the best, bawdiest, bruising-est conference in college football. Like a five-star SEC recruit driving his first ā€œleasedā€ sports car, we’re still learning how to handle it.

But this is a staggering development, one that threatens to shake the very foundation of the sport. It has our Southern friends so freaked out, the SEC’s famed Puppeteer, radio host Paul Finebaum, finally had enough and got his ears to flapping this week, bellowing that Michigan fans are ā€œwhiny,ā€ ā€œsnivelingā€ and ā€œpathetic.ā€ If you ask me, he could have settled for ā€œsnootyā€ and ā€œwell-heeledā€ and been done with it.

I understand his simple-minded aggravation. The Big Ten has been threatening to do this for years, like the bratty kid who says he’ll hold his breath until he goes Blue if he doesn’t get what he wants. But here we are now, with the conference season starting and Ohio State, Michigan and Michigan State ranked in the top eight. The SEC has one team in that esteemed group, Alabama, which happens to be the defending national champion thanks to Nick Saban, who once fled Michigan State under cover of darkness.

The next-highest SEC team? No. 10 Texas A&M, which is barely an SEC team. The transfer of power accelerated in the offseason, when the South was swarmed by Jim Harbaugh and his happy campers, as well as the standard flock of NCAA investigators. The transformation nearly was ratified the opening week, when Tennessee needed overtime to beat Appalachian State. It was confirmed two days later when Wisconsin beat LSU, furthering the rabid debate over whether Les Miles is a good bad coach, or a bad good coach, or merely crazy.

Hey, don’t just listen to my blather. Look at the numbers – the Big Ten has the best non-conference record against FBS foes (24-6 to the SEC’s 17-7) this season, as well as the most combined victories over Central Florida, Florida International, Howard and Furman (7-0). The Big Ten doesn’t have to stoop to anyone, certainly not Bob Stoops, after Ohio State rolled into Oklahoma and stole Stoops’ ā€œBig Game Bobā€ coffee mug collection.

It doesn’t even require maximum effort to win big games these days. Michigan State inexplicably departed Notre Dame Stadium late in the third quarter last Saturday night and still beat the Irish. Michigan implemented a golf-like handicap system, spotted Colorado 14 points and still won easily.

Never has the Big Ten boasted such a fearsome threesome at the top, and that’s not even counting No. 11 Wisconsin. Heck, it’s not even counting mighty Western Michigan, which is 2-0 against conference opponents and recently applied for immediate membership with a statement that read, in part, ā€œWe respectfully request admission to your distinguished organization, and while we understand you must explore these issues thoroughly, we suggest it’d be fairly easy to just get rid of Rutgers.ā€
http://www.detroitnews.com/story/sp...2/detroit-news-college-picks-week-4/90825102/
Listen, I’m not gonna get all blowhardy like the fine bum guy. I understand the nervousness down there, not knowing where your next hot recruit will come from. The talent drain to the South has finally slowed, and the days of the Midwest letting its best and brightest – Saban, Bret Bielema, Brent Musburger – leave are nearly over.

This isn’t some accidental trend, either. It began when Ohio State shut down its tattoo-and-pipe shop and opened a pipeline by hiring Urban Meyer. That forced Michigan to shut down the Hoke shop and hire Harbaugh, paying a healthy salary to each of his various personalities.

Now the Big Ten has three highly respected and well-known coaches: Meyer, Harbaugh and Mark Dantone. You could even add Kirk Ferentz if you want to pretend Iowa didn’t just lose to North Dakota State.

The big three are about to plow through what should be the most hotly contested conference race in a long time, as long as you don’t count the games against Purdue, Rutgers, Northwestern, Illinois, Maryland and Indiana. Remember when we used to debate if the SEC would get two spots in the four-team playoff? That’s so 2015. How about three Big Ten teams in the playoff?!

(Note to self: Remove gin from office when writing.)

More likely, the big boys will feast on each other, using all sorts of mind tricks. For instance, you think it was a coincidence Harbaugh announced this week his endorsement deal for milk? Hmm. Just as Michigan State gets ready to play Wisconsin, its rival is touting the benefits of a major dairy product?

It’s all part of a renewed competitive fervor in the Big Ten, complete with a new motto: Milk it while you can!

Wojo's Pigskin Picks: Big Ten has SEC running scared
 
So, they finally have something to crow about. Yes, it's nice to be on top, but if they think the SEC is running scared...they may be a bit premature in that assessment. Good luck though! The SEC may be having a down year, it's going to happen sooner or later, but I wouldn't count on that being a permanent condition.

Roll Tide!
 
Interesting that the perceived drop is SEC dominance seems to coincide with lack of running game prowess that has been a staple of several of the top SEC teams .. merely coincidence???
 
Finebaum is trolling the big 10. His book, my conference is better than your conference, is a troll job. If someone else wrote that crapola about the SEC we would be taking them to task too. Finebaum loves his job and wants to grow it. It is called the Paul Finebaum show.

Why would a SEC show keep inviting Joe from Detroit and Jim from Columbus on to talk about how good the Big 10 is? Pretty sure the premise for this approach is, my daddy can whop your daddy.

I don't think Finebaum knows football. I don't think he knows a cover four from a Tampa two. I think he knows what puts money in his pocket. I think he knows what inflames the masses? He still doesn't know football.
 
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