You should read your Bible more.
I had a fire Chief named Denis Rubin. He was hired form outside the dept, so no one knew a lot about him. One day we're talkign and he asks, "how Do YOU spell Rueben?" I tell him, "R-U-E-B--E-N."
He said, " oh, you spell yours the bibical way."
I replied, "yeah, you spell yours the Heathean way." And laughed.
I did not know he was a very devout catholic. He did not laugh.
It was not a very good career move.