A little bit of a different situation with Cats. You were drooling on a t-shirt. I was drooling in a silk tie.
The lady I was with at the time, Debbie? She was PISSED! But I found humor, not surprisingly. I remember her saying something like, "if you were drinking all afternoon and evening and then passed out? I'd get it! But NO! You were stone cold sober!!"
Which led to me saying something like..."if I had a buzz, watching women in skin tight outfits pretending to be pussy's chasing minge..."
I didn't get either for a few days.
(And to answer your questions...yes, I was as big of a smart ass in the mid-80's as I am today. I'm just more refined now.)