🏈 A Note From Gene Chizik

[psychojoe]

Dear Fans:

Thus is Gene Chizik, the head coach of Auburn University. We have a problem. After winning the 2010 National Championship we got excited and bought too damn much toilet paper. We thought we would be using it for something other than wiping our tails. Instead, everyone is wiping their tails on us, and they aren't using toilet paper. So come on down to Auburn this weekend and get some big discounts on toilet paper. You can find it all over campus anywhere except in the trees.

Thanks

Gene Chizik

 

[jocephus8179]

Will a win over new mexico st. even be worth rolling the oaks? After the season they have had, would they be excited tohave the chance to do it, or they just be like "screw it?" :headscratch: Lol

 

[Kirk Van de Graaff]

Will a win over new mexico st. even be worth rolling the oaks? After the season they have had, would they be excited tohave the chance to do it, or they just be like "screw it?" :headscratch: Lol

They will roll it in full force

 

[JoshB]

They rolled it after the win over ULM so yeah they will def. roll it if they beat New Mexico.

 

[bamadezz]

Those trees will have every available roll of toilet paper Lee County has if they win Sat.

 

[bamaraider]

Someone told me they were going to put statues of the tree :lol: