🧑‍🤝‍🧑 / 🏡 When lesbians pull out a toy, do they ever say....

[TerryP]

...that's the wrong size.

 

[Krimson]

...that's the wrong size.

Prolly depends on the hole

 

[TerryP]

Prolly depends on the hole

Is there an "oops?" when entering?

 

[Krimson]

Is there an "oops?" when entering?

At times

 

[TerryP]

these convesations are why I get

At times

tommy bubs entering the convo asking about ears.

 

[rick4bama]

Prolly depends on the hole

This needed a double one!

@TerryP you make me laugh!!

 

[Krimson]

This needed a double one!

@TerryP you make me laugh!!

Don't reverse the double one though.

 

[footballer]

Serious question. If a man likes to eat P, does that make him a lesbian?

 

[Krimson]

Serious question. If a man likes to eat P, does that make him a lesbian?

No that makes him a man.

 

[TerryP]

Serious question. If a man likes to eat P, does that make him a lesbian?

Call me a dyke.

 

[PurlJam]

That's the wrong color.

 

[alabama mike]

Serious question. If a man likes to eat P, does that make him a lesbian?

Some men like taco's, some like hotdogs and some like both. I am NOT that man on the last two.

 

[TerryP]

Some men like taco's, some like hotdogs and some like both. I am NOT that man on the last two.

a taco with a little pico...my GF would beat your ass for the joke because that's funny.

 

[footballer]

Years ago when I was still working, a group of us including the boss were talking about Bama's softball team. My boss and a couple of the other guys believed that most of the players were lesbian. The conversation leaned toward how men thought about the difference between lesbian lifestyle opposed to the queer lifestyle of some men. None of us were queer and could not understand the gayness of some men. But, we all did understand the lesbian tilt. My good buddy Bryan spoke up, he said, " Damn, I think I might be a lesbian".

So, that has sort of been a joke for me ever since.

 

[TerryP]

I have some good flannel jokes