🏈 Week Three's Meltdown Thread

[bama alum]

NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Week Three - Roll 'Bama Roll

Among the many hilarious temper tantrums:


Haven't seen a Jackson destroy the Seminoles this bad since Andrew did it in 1817.

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If FSU can keep forcing Louisville into 3rd and 34 situations, I think they can get back into this game

Our band members even look defeated.

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Screws the safety of the women at Auburn, bring in Art Briles. It’s just the women.

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HOLD ON PAWL WE DONE TOOK THEM BRAKES OFF THE GUS BUS

 

[mrchase]

Hi, I'm second half Ole Miss, and I have Cable.

 

[JoshB]

Haven't seen a Jackson destroy the Seminoles this bad since Andrew did it in 1817.

Jesus... I have no words :rofl:

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

Kinda disappointed in Ole Piss. Some melts were funny, but the Nole fans really brought it thus week, IMO.

My favorites:

Our only hope is that Louisville runs that play were Petrino wrecks a motorcycle with his side piece on board

Remember when we laughed at Louisville for rehiring Petrino? Only one laughing now is him while he shits on our graves.

Petrino fucked us so bad he gave us crabs. Not the kind you steal from Publix but the kind you get from your coed slam piece.

Honerable mention goes to the barn for the slight chuckle:

I'm gonna go rage fuck my bammer wife and then cry into a bowl of ice cream and my dignity.

That .gif tho... :rolf:

 

[UAgrad93]

Maybe we should add some of our own MELTDOWNS from last week!!

 

[ComeOnSon]

Barners couldn't make it through without blaming the refs and mentioning Saban.

 

[bama alum]

Maybe we should add some of our own MELTDOWNS from last week!!

We had a few here that would easily qualify.

"I hate this * team." There's a start...

 

[JoshB]

We had a few here that would easily qualify.

"I hate this * team." There's a start...

Someone really said that?

 

[PCRammer]

I liked this one too from ND:
I wish I wasn’t so Irish so it would take less booze to die of alcohol poisoning.

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

Maybe we should add some of our own MELTDOWNS from last week!!

Featuring BAMALedge

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

Barners couldn't make it through without blaming the refs and mentioning Saban.

Sad, right?

 

[bama alum]

Someone really said that?

Yep...

 

[Sgt. Lincoln Osiris]

Yep...

I didn't catch that particular one.

Was it bamaledge?

 

[bama alum]

I didn't catch that particular one.

Was it bamaledge?

No, it was not. I have known/been on a message board with him for years. He would never say that.

I'm not bringing up names because I have zero interest getting in a pissing match with someone on this board. We've all read enough of that crap over the last year plus. I'm sure it's still in the gameday thread if you want to peruse.