The "Good Poop" Thread (rebooted)

[Big Balls]

When you have a good poop or even a mediocre one that's worth talking about, put it in this thread. (Please..no pictures). This is just as much, or more, about the experience as it is the product.

I just put one down that was very worthy of this thread. I couldn't imagine a better poop really. I think my eyes rolled back in my head during the exit. It was marble-like but in one piece. It was soft, but not so soft that it required much clean-up. In fact it was a very clean one. Pictures wouldn't do it justice.

 

[Pundit]

No.

 

[Big Balls]

No.

Well....Pundit just had to put in his .74 cents worth.

 

[Biff1]

I'm sickened. Please ban the op

 

[EasyTider]

After I night of too much drinking, I sometimes wake up and feel better than I expected. However, after the first poop, the hangover seems to kick in. Does this happen to anyone else?

Theories?


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[2Stater]

After I night of too much drinking, I sometimes wake up and feel better than I expected. However, after the first poop, the hangover seems to kick in. Does this happen to anyone else?

Theories?


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It was keeping the alcohol from leaving until the jailbreak.

 

[Gideon Swashbuckler]

Welp...

This thread just decreased our welcome on this board.
See y'all on the New Woolly.

That is if @Hannibal Lecter MD can stay out of Tunica.

Next day off I'm going to donate to the cause. Do I hafta use PayPal??
Is there no other way??

 

[Biff1]

Welp...

This thread just decreased our welcome on this board.
See y'all on the New Woolly.

That is if @Hannibal Lecter MD can stay out of Tunica.

Next day off I'm going to donate to the cause. Do I hafta use PayPal??
Is there no other way??

I hand delivered cash.

 

[Gideon Swashbuckler]

I hand delivered cash.

I'm in Massachusetts.

 

[Biff1]

I'm in Massachusetts.

Bring me some pills when you get down here.

 

[Big Balls]

I got one brewing that should be a beauty by the time my regular 10am visit to my "other office" comes around.

 

[Big Balls]

Wow. I didn't think I could top yesterday's performance...but boy, was I wrong. I think I might've lost a pound.

 

[Big Balls]

Not a good outing yesterday, but I made up for it this morning. Its amazing how a good poop can change you attitude for the day.

 

[BillBrosky]

I've got one building and slowly moving into the torpedo tube. Depressurization is happening and my chair pillow now reeks every time I rise and fall. It's smelling the whole office up. Thinking about saving it to share with the people I have to test with today. I have volunteered to shuttle them and I have child safety locks on the doors and windows. Bet I can make one of them toss their breakfast.

 

[Tear Away]

A question for the experts:

Is there a good technique for cutting down on toilet water splash-back?

 

[BillBrosky]

A question for the experts:

Is there a good technique for cutting down on toilet water splash-back?

Yes, remove your grandmother's raised toilet seat first.

Next

 

[Big Balls]

A question for the experts:

Is there a good technique for cutting down on toilet water splash-back?

I think it depends less on the pressure or position and more on the constitution of the object. So maybe its your diet? Do they tend to float after entry?

 

[BillBrosky]

I think it depends less on the pressure or position and more on the constitution of the object. So maybe its your diet? Do they tend to float after entry?

TA, this can be determined by the severity of the skid marks.

 

[Big Balls]

TA, this can be determined by the severity of the skid marks.

Yeah...mine do not splash. Think of a high-divers entry into the water. I would have gotten a solid 9 - 9.5 today.

 

[BillBrosky]

Balls, you've inspired me. When I go for the test here in a little bit I am going to use the bathroom in my old office area and dry dock one. It's gonna happen.