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It Takes Eleven

Quoth the Raven...
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These have probably been posted, but both are good.

Matt Hayes has us in the Outback against Penn State:

http://www.sportingnews.com/yourturn/viewtopic.php?t=452364

Spencer Hall's Blog: "Alabama Almost Makes Nick Saban Smile - Almost" has some pretty funny stuff:

http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/the_sporting_blog/entry/view/11633/

Clemson’s ā€œThunder and Lightningā€ duo of James Davis and C.J. Spiller tallied 21 yards total. Much of this had to do with the D-line, an active, malevolent crew featuring Terrence Cody, Alabama’s 370-pound lineman who is really a buffalo. He is listed as a ā€œfreshman,ā€ but don’t believe it. I believe in reality he is Ralphie, the Colorado Buffalo mascot, in pads and a helmet. I demand DNA testing.


At time of filing, there were three fans screaming ā€œNICE PICK, CORSOā€ and ā€œROLL TIDE, ROLLā€ at the top of their lungs in the Georgia Dome. They show no signs of leaving. We may have a problem here that tasers can’t start to fix (see earlier note on beer consumption.) I recommend telling them Dennis Franchione is hogtied outside and defenseless, which should get them running quickly enough.
 
I like this one was well, :lol:

Nick Saban called this complete domination ā€œa B on the midtermā€ and chewed the scalp off a reporter in the postgame press conference despite winning by 24 points over the number No. 9 team in the country. This is the Dark Lord Saban we know and wake up screaming thinking about yelling at us in practice.
 
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