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I thought this was awesome (particular Aub) :lol:
SEC Teams as Middle Eastern Countries
ALABAMA : Saudi Arabia
Once a proud kingdom, torn up by fighting and surrounded by Iran and Iraq (see below), with an a$$hole in Al-Qaeda hell bent on bringing them down.
LSU: Iran
Current superpower in the region but it will all come crashing down because they have a highly functioning retard as a leader.
TENNESSEE : Iraq
Got a bunch of history but the country as a whole is going in the tank and they will kill themselves off before it's all over.
FLORIDA : Syria
Evil douchebags who will stoop to whatever level they need to win. No real history to speak of but thinks they are the cradle of civilization.
GEORGIA : Kuwait
Tons of riches and unrealized potential, but still vulnerable to Iraq .
AUBURN : Al Qaeda
No country, just a movement of disgruntled fanatics who live to blow up those who are more fortunate. No other goal in life than to bring down the House of Saudi Arabia.
ARKANSAS : Palestinian territories
No one really cares or worries about them unless they can be of some use (i.e. winning a battle once in a while against Iran that causes a bit of shake up in rankings)
MISSISSIPPI STATE : Qatar
Where the hell is Qatar ?
OLE MISS: Afghanistan
Not much going for it, but hot women.
VANDERBILT: Israel
Just leave them alone for God's sake. What did they ever do to you?
VANDERBILT Alternate: Dubai
Lots of money and doesn't cause any trouble.
KENTUCKY : Morocco
Not really part of the Middle East . Has other things to do than fight (or play football)
SOUTH CAROLINA : Libya
Has a charismatic leader in a land of nothingness. Will rattle his sword but knows he doesn't have a whole hell of a lot to back it up with
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SEC Teams as Middle Eastern Countries
ALABAMA : Saudi Arabia
Once a proud kingdom, torn up by fighting and surrounded by Iran and Iraq (see below), with an a$$hole in Al-Qaeda hell bent on bringing them down.
LSU: Iran
Current superpower in the region but it will all come crashing down because they have a highly functioning retard as a leader.
TENNESSEE : Iraq
Got a bunch of history but the country as a whole is going in the tank and they will kill themselves off before it's all over.
FLORIDA : Syria
Evil douchebags who will stoop to whatever level they need to win. No real history to speak of but thinks they are the cradle of civilization.
GEORGIA : Kuwait
Tons of riches and unrealized potential, but still vulnerable to Iraq .
AUBURN : Al Qaeda
No country, just a movement of disgruntled fanatics who live to blow up those who are more fortunate. No other goal in life than to bring down the House of Saudi Arabia.
ARKANSAS : Palestinian territories
No one really cares or worries about them unless they can be of some use (i.e. winning a battle once in a while against Iran that causes a bit of shake up in rankings)
MISSISSIPPI STATE : Qatar
Where the hell is Qatar ?
OLE MISS: Afghanistan
Not much going for it, but hot women.
VANDERBILT: Israel
Just leave them alone for God's sake. What did they ever do to you?
VANDERBILT Alternate: Dubai
Lots of money and doesn't cause any trouble.
KENTUCKY : Morocco
Not really part of the Middle East . Has other things to do than fight (or play football)
SOUTH CAROLINA : Libya
Has a charismatic leader in a land of nothingness. Will rattle his sword but knows he doesn't have a whole hell of a lot to back it up with
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Typical white person, bitter, small town, clinging to my guns and my religion