🏈 Saban's New Nickname

[ghice]

Mash Here

It's another Kiffin article, but heres the quote on CNS:

Kiffin has been employed for a grand total of two months and change. Since then, he has guaranteed a victory at Florida next season; ticked off South Carolina's Steve Spurrier; detonated the fuse of the SEC's human C-4 explosive, Alabama's Nick Saban, by basically suggesting that heralded recruit Marlon Brown -- who chose Georgia over UT -- was a grandmama's boy; intimated that Richardson's high school in Pahokee, Fla., couldn't be trusted to fax the national letter of intent to Tennessee; charged Meyer with breaking rules; and gotten himself reprimanded by the league commish.

And

If I made Kiffin money ($2 million per year), I'd consider hiring security for the annual SEC spring meetings in Destin, Fla., in May. Saban might try to leap across a table and stab him with a rib bone from Dreamland. Meyer might try to drop one of those two BCS crystal trophies on him.

 

[Nate]

Mash Here

It's another Kiffin article, but heres the quote on CNS:

Kiffin has been employed for a grand total of two months and change. Since then, he has guaranteed a victory at Florida next season; ticked off South Carolina's Steve Spurrier; detonated the fuse of the SEC's human C-4 explosive, Alabama's Nick Saban, by basically suggesting that heralded recruit Marlon Brown -- who chose Georgia over UT -- was a grandmama's boy; intimated that Richardson's high school in Pahokee, Fla., couldn't be trusted to fax the national letter of intent to Tennessee; charged Meyer with breaking rules; and gotten himself reprimanded by the league commish.

And

If I made Kiffin money ($2 million per year), I'd consider hiring security for the annual SEC spring meetings in Destin, Fla., in May. Saban might try to leap across a table and stab him with a rib bone from Dreamland. Meyer might try to drop one of those two BCS crystal trophies on him.

super tebow will take care of kiffin,

 

[Guest]

Speaking of that spring SEC coaches meeting, perhaps at their first group sit down Les Miles, Nick Saban, Urban Meyers, and Steve Spurrier should all bring the Crystal Footballs that they won as Coaches and place them on the table in front of them. Then, as Lame sits and takes it all in, one of the coaches should speak up and say to him "Wow. Its sure is odd not having Tennessee as a member of THE Club anymore. Don't worry Junior, I'm sure you won't fall on your face once you get you first couple of practices under your belt."


FACE!!!

 

[BamaGradinTN]

The best line:

But the truth is, Kiffin has done the near impossible: He has made Al Davis look as if he knows something Tennessee didn't.

 

[bamabarney]

Media Days should be fun as well. See what comes out of Lame Ducks mouth then.

 

[DIXIEDARLING]

The best line:

But the truth is, Kiffin has done the near impossible: He has made Al Davis look as if he knows something Tennessee didn't.

I am sure those NC rings will serve him just fine, as long as they ALL don't combined them on Urbans strongest hand and use them as BRASS NUCKLES and then brand him one right across under that RIGHT eye.