Alabama Coach Nick Saban announced last night he has indeed set a timetable for the much awaited announcement on who will be the Tide's signal caller this season.
The battle seems to be between the experienced and steady Cooper Bateman and electric Jalen Hurts.
"We've set a time to announce," Saban said. "Right now, it's eight p.m. on Saturday, September 3rd."
Saban continued by saying he will first distribute tiny slips of paper with the starter's name written in block script to each fan in attendance at the game, if they are standing, wearing Bama gear, and cheering for the Tide. Slackers who are sitting will be skipped. Next, an announcement will be made on the PA system at the stadium. And finally, television and radio announcers will be given the entire lineups.
Barring this plan, Saban said he may announce sometime around Tuesday or Wednesday, possibly Thursday, but definitely not Monday, maybe Friday, and at the very latest Saturday.
This is satire. This is not true. I had nothing better to write at this time. All this is why there is no dateline. I could not post in the thread about indecision at qb, because I don't have the "sufficient privileges" so I made this wonderful thread that's much better than the other thread anyway, and I didn't really want to post in that stupid thread in the first place. And furthermore, everything in this thread might be true only we just don't know it yet.
The battle seems to be between the experienced and steady Cooper Bateman and electric Jalen Hurts.
"We've set a time to announce," Saban said. "Right now, it's eight p.m. on Saturday, September 3rd."
Saban continued by saying he will first distribute tiny slips of paper with the starter's name written in block script to each fan in attendance at the game, if they are standing, wearing Bama gear, and cheering for the Tide. Slackers who are sitting will be skipped. Next, an announcement will be made on the PA system at the stadium. And finally, television and radio announcers will be given the entire lineups.
Barring this plan, Saban said he may announce sometime around Tuesday or Wednesday, possibly Thursday, but definitely not Monday, maybe Friday, and at the very latest Saturday.
This is satire. This is not true. I had nothing better to write at this time. All this is why there is no dateline. I could not post in the thread about indecision at qb, because I don't have the "sufficient privileges" so I made this wonderful thread that's much better than the other thread anyway, and I didn't really want to post in that stupid thread in the first place. And furthermore, everything in this thread might be true only we just don't know it yet.