🏈 Peanut M&M Color Distribution, Damage Mitigation

[It Takes Eleven]

Friends,

Orange and blue peanut M&Ms make up 46 percent of all peanut M&Ms (23 percent each). Red (which looks crimson to me) tallies just 12 percent. It's an injustice. I maintain a dispenser of peanut M&Ms in my office, as do several others in my office, and I'm shameless in chowing down on those things every day.

When I get an unkind mix of colors, I have to determine how I'm going to eat them in an acceptable manner. I never eat blue and orange together, but rather intersperse a yellow (15% on average) between those putrid colors to underscore the cowardice of the fambly. After dispensing with blue and orange, insulated by a palliative mix of yellow, I cleanse my palate with the green members before completing my experience with my crimson friends.

I'm probably crazy, but in a good way. Right?

#redm&msmatter

RTR,

Tim

 

[UAgrad93]

#redm&msmatter

I too refuse to eat those two colors together. I throw in either yellow or brown between them!!

 

[BamaFan334]

I eat my Skittles a certain way based on my favorite flavor. Eat purple and orange first, then yellow, green, and red. I do it everytime, save the best for last.

 

[sean]

i like to throw them in the trash.....where they belong.

i highly suggest doing this:

Personalized Gifts, Party Favors, Candies from MyMMs.com

(not sure if they'd allow the "ROLL TIDE", but no harm in trying)

 

[rueben]

I'll eat the blue and orange together. I bite into them slowly concentrating on how I am devouring the souls of my enemies... Sometimes I accidentally let out slightly maniacal laugh, other times I hear their faint little screams.

 

[Che Boludo]

Tim-

All are valid points and I fully support the movement.

That said, I'd like to add-on to the issue.

Since 1941, Mars, Incorporated has knowingly participated in a broader conspiracy to increase green M&M proportions in packages destined for sale in developing nations. Thus, it is a shameless effort by Western powers to exploit their power positions by perpetuating instability through high birth rates in existing economies with low and underemployment.

It is literally a dick move M&Ms, dick move.

 

[PurlJam]

I'll eat the blue and orange together. I bite into them slowly concentrating on how I am devouring the souls of my enemies... Sometimes I accidentally let out slightly maniacal laugh, other times I hear their faint little screams.

Got no problem eating the blue and orange together. They make an excellent colon cleanse.

 

[Che Boludo]

Got no problem eating the blue and orange together. They make an excellent colon cleanse.

Orange food dye in general tastes like throw up.

 

[PurlJam]

Orange food dye in general tastes like throw up.

Nothing like having it coming outta both ends.

 

[OldPlayer]

To count a full bag of M&Ms you have to touch them and put them in groups. I'm not eating any M&Ms from your desk.

 

[PhillyGirl]

I segregate my M&Ms and Skittles. #SomeColorsMatterMore