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From Tim: Chuck Norris had to get a restraining order from Nick Saban.
From Tim: Many a man has cried wishing they looked as good as Ol' Nick does in a straw hat.
They once made a Nick Saban toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
Nick Saban's smiles cure cancer. Too bad he has never been happy.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks under the bed for Nick Saban.
Nick Saban doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Animals do not go extinct. There is just a list of creatures Nick Saban has allowed to live.
Nick Saban does not sleep. He waits.
Nick Saban is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Nick Saban counted to infinity - twice.
There is no head behind Nick Sabanās straw hat. There is only another fist.
When Nick Saban does a pushup, he isnāt lifting himself up, heās pushing the Earth down.
Nick Saban is so fast, he can run around the world and yell at players from two sides.
Nick Sabanās hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Nick Saban can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Nick Saban doesnāt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Nick Saban can slam a revolving door.
Nick Saban does not get frostbite. Nick Saban bites frost.
Remember the BCS? They stopped doing rankings and just made Alabama number one after Nick Saban came to Tuscaloosa.
Nick Saban does not āhuntā because the word āhuntingā infers the probability of failure. Nick Saban goes killing.
If you can see Nick Saban, he can see you. If you can't see Nick Saban he is probably behind you.
Nick Saban sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled coaching ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Nick scared the devil with a ferocious string of obscenities and took his soul back while Satan was distracted. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Nick Saban has already been to Mars; while there he coached a football team that is currently waiting for eligibility and has hopes of a ten win season in the Big Ten.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Nick Saban out. It failed miserably.
.Nick Saban kicked Neo out of Zion. Neo is now "The Two".
Nick Saban knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
Multiple people have died from Nick Saban giving them the finger.
Nick Saban sleeps with a night light. Not because Nick Saban is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Nick Saban.
Nick Saban is what Willis was talking about.
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From Tim: Chuck Norris had to get a restraining order from Nick Saban.
From Tim: Many a man has cried wishing they looked as good as Ol' Nick does in a straw hat.
They once made a Nick Saban toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
Nick Saban's smiles cure cancer. Too bad he has never been happy.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks under the bed for Nick Saban.
Nick Saban doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Animals do not go extinct. There is just a list of creatures Nick Saban has allowed to live.
Nick Saban does not sleep. He waits.
Nick Saban is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Nick Saban counted to infinity - twice.
There is no head behind Nick Sabanās straw hat. There is only another fist.
When Nick Saban does a pushup, he isnāt lifting himself up, heās pushing the Earth down.
Nick Saban is so fast, he can run around the world and yell at players from two sides.
Nick Sabanās hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Nick Saban can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Nick Saban doesnāt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Nick Saban can slam a revolving door.
Nick Saban does not get frostbite. Nick Saban bites frost.
Remember the BCS? They stopped doing rankings and just made Alabama number one after Nick Saban came to Tuscaloosa.
Nick Saban does not āhuntā because the word āhuntingā infers the probability of failure. Nick Saban goes killing.
If you can see Nick Saban, he can see you. If you can't see Nick Saban he is probably behind you.
Nick Saban sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled coaching ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Nick scared the devil with a ferocious string of obscenities and took his soul back while Satan was distracted. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Nick Saban has already been to Mars; while there he coached a football team that is currently waiting for eligibility and has hopes of a ten win season in the Big Ten.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Nick Saban out. It failed miserably.
.Nick Saban kicked Neo out of Zion. Neo is now "The Two".
Nick Saban knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
Multiple people have died from Nick Saban giving them the finger.
Nick Saban sleeps with a night light. Not because Nick Saban is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Nick Saban.
Nick Saban is what Willis was talking about.
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