| OT News of the weird: PREGNANT TEEN SEEKS 13 PATERNITY TESTS AFTER GANGBANG WITH FOOTBALL TEAM (Ohio State)

[18Champs]

Columbus, OH | A nineteen-year-old girl has officially asked an Ohio judge that several members of the Ohio State Buckeyes football team pass paternity tests to determine the father of her child.
Jessica H. Cockburn, 19, says she partook in consensual sex with at least 13 members of the team during a late-night party several weeks ago and has since then fallen pregnant.

Cockburn admitted participating in the orgy willfully but now seeks to determine who is the father of the child-to-be.

“I didn’t check if they were all wearing protection, it slipped from my attention,” she told Judge Andrews.​

The young woman told the judge she had since reflected upon her actions and has greatly matured from the experience.

“I am not the same person I was before. I’ve learned my lesson and believe I have what it takes to be a mom,” she said in court.​

A “lucky” member of the Ohio State Buckeyes football team could be the unexpected father of the child conceived during a late-night party which turned into an orgy several weeks ago.

Judge Martin Andrews has ordered that several members of the Ohio State Buckeyes football college team pass paternity tests after Jessica H. Cockburn, 19, allegedly had sex with at least thirteen of them.

Cockburn’s lawyer made a list of thirteen names with pictures of the players of the college football team found on the team’s internet website and that his client specifically remembered having sexual intercourse with that night.

Other individuals she had sex with that night she could not find any information about and could have been acquaintances of the players or Ohio State University employees she conceded.​

Judge Andrews said that even though the mother-to-be’s judgment had “failed her that night” and that her actions were “extremely irresponsible,” that her future child did have the right to know the identity of his biological father and agreed to order the paternity tests.

An Ohio State Buckeyes spokesman would not comment upon the allegations and said the university did not regulate the players’ activities outside of official games and practice time.

Pregnant teen seeks 13 paternity tests after gangbang with football team

 

[sean]

such a fitting last name, lol.

 

[planomateo]

#fakenews

 

[PhillyGirl]

Columbus, OH | A nineteen-year-old girl has officially asked an Ohio judge that several members of the Ohio State Buckeyes football team pass paternity tests to determine the father of her child.
Jessica H. Cockburn, 19, says she partook in consensual sex with at least 13 members of the team during a late-night party several weeks ago and has since then fallen pregnant.

Cockburn admitted participating in the orgy willfully but now seeks to determine who is the father of the child-to-be.

“I didn’t check if they were all wearing protection, it slipped from my attention,” she told Judge Andrews.​

The young woman told the judge she had since reflected upon her actions and has greatly matured from the experience.

“I am not the same person I was before. I’ve learned my lesson and believe I have what it takes to be a mom,” she said in court.​

A “lucky” member of the Ohio State Buckeyes football team could be the unexpected father of the child conceived during a late-night party which turned into an orgy several weeks ago.

Judge Martin Andrews has ordered that several members of the Ohio State Buckeyes football college team pass paternity tests after Jessica H. Cockburn, 19, allegedly had sex with at least thirteen of them.

Cockburn’s lawyer made a list of thirteen names with pictures of the players of the college football team found on the team’s internet website and that his client specifically remembered having sexual intercourse with that night.

Other individuals she had sex with that night she could not find any information about and could have been acquaintances of the players or Ohio State University employees she conceded.​

Judge Andrews said that even though the mother-to-be’s judgment had “failed her that night” and that her actions were “extremely irresponsible,” that her future child did have the right to know the identity of his biological father and agreed to order the paternity tests.

An Ohio State Buckeyes spokesman would not comment upon the allegations and said the university did not regulate the players’ activities outside of official games and practice time.

Pregnant teen seeks 13 paternity tests after gangbang with football team

You know it's a satirical "news" site, right?

 

[JoshB]

You know it's a satirical "news" site, right?

Hoping this was a poorly done April Fools joke.

 

[TerryP]

Hoping this was a poorly done April Fools joke.

I don't see how that could have been lost on anyone. It certainly wasn't the worst AF joke of the day...some of them fell flatter than the dreams fRan has had which resulted from his body shaming.

I"m left wondering who is the girl in the photo? She appears to be college age, was she paid for the use of her likeness?

I saw this yesterday from a retweet...it gets my vote for the worst April Fools joke of the weekend.



But, BUT, in every joke there's a little truth, right? And people wonder why UGA fans are the most liked...ironic though, considering where they filmed "Deliverance."

 

[planomateo]

I"m left wondering who is the girl in the photo? She appears to be college age, was she paid for the use of her likeness?

Michelle Carter, the young lady who convinced her boyfriend to kill himself.

 

[PhillyGirl]

I don't see how that could have been lost on anyone.

You'd be amazed what people believe just because they saw it on the internet.

 

[BamaFan334]

You'd be amazed what people believe just because they saw it on the internet.

To add on to this, it's not too far fetched to think that people are out doing these things. Look up in Knoxville where they started "butt chugging", guys and gals engaging in all kinds of sex acts and in all kinds of different places, drugs, and just utter stupidity. We have also heard the stories of prostitutes on recruiting trips, cleat chasers on campus, we've heard it all, so I actually read this with it being possible of having some truth. Look no further than dumbass Facebook or Instagram to see the continued utter stupidity that would make you double check this story.

 

[TerryP]

You'd be amazed what people believe just because they saw it on the internet.

No. I would not.

But this one? Easter, and AFD, on the same day. My BS radar was going off Saturday night when people were trying to get ahead.

<hijack>
Best joke of the day? A friend suggested this so I passed it along to a neighbor. He took his kids in the house and told them to wait until the eggs were hidden so they could start their egg hunt. After waiting about a half of an hour he let them loose only to have them come back in the house about 15 minutes later complaining they couldn't find the eggs.

April Fools! Didn't hide any.
</hijack>

If the joke doesn't make at least one person cry...ain't worth the trouble. :naughtydevil:

 

[JoshB]

I don't see how that could have been lost on anyone. It certainly wasn't the worst AF joke of the day...some of them fell flatter than the dreams fRan has had which resulted from his body shaming.

I"m left wondering who is the girl in the photo? She appears to be college age, was she paid for the use of her likeness?

I saw this yesterday from a retweet...it gets my vote for the worst April Fools joke of the weekend.



But, BUT, in every joke there's a little truth, right? And people wonder why UGA fans are the most liked...ironic though, considering where they filmed "Deliverance."

I had a family member tag me in the Saban retires deal asking me if it was real.

And I've also seen people share things from that site on Facebook more than once thinking they were real. That's why I said I HOPE this was an attempt at an April Fools Joke by OP.

 

[No Huddle]

Now if a woman did have a gang bang with at least 13 guys I think her statement has to be true. "I am not the same person I was before."