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Official Press Release for John Parker Wilson Fan Club
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The following is the press release provided by the President of the JPW Fan Club.

On Saturday Sept 27, 2008 JPW threw 13/16 for 205 yards. That is a 81.3 Completion rate. And beat the #3 team in the nation with over 92,000 people wearing black and cheering for the other team. Through mass blitzing and heavy double teaming he was able to throw the ball with perfection! He was able to show all the HATERS that even it Julio, who was triple teamed, could still get a wonderfully placed ball and score an amazing touchdown!

All that is wished to come from this BEATDOWN of UGA and the other 4 teams that he has mastered the win is that Optimus and all the other haters join the SUPER UN-OFFICAL FAN CLUB!! and say sorry!


Ones that are expected to say sorry:

CtrlAltieDel: "I think we need a new quarterback, one that can play football a little better. This is getting ridiculous. "

djngl1:"this is music to my ears. I got kicked off every other forum I have been on for being critical of JPW...we it came time to renew my car tag I chose NEEDQB for my personalized tag. If he leads us to something great I will eat crow, until then."

Optimus: (i dont have a quote...but you just hate the guy and i want a sorry!(

I know you guys are out there! :D

Lets just not jump on a guy for leading us to where we are now later in the season!

Thank you,
The_rolltide
Prez of the JPW FC!



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For the record, Altie's statement was in response to the haters. Altie has been behind JPW the entire time I've seen him posting.
 
Ok big boy! I'll admit JPW played one whale of game! There I said it and if you use in your sig I'm going to send you a virus. :shock: I do have it some where in my contract fine print about saying sorry let me see if I can find it... :D


All bets are off until we beat UK, Optimus can armchair QB all season unless we go 13-0 and then and only then can he say sorry to JPW and the president of said clubs.

Offensive line are men amoung boys!

BTW Drew the game is on my house this weekend if you want to come up. I also have the Alabama Football Legends Reunion burned for you.

RTR BROTHER!
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HAHAHAHA this was just a joke.

Some certain members of this forum like OPTIMUS likes to HATE on JPW and made me the PREZ!

P.S. if you can talk CBS into making it a night game i can come up!!!
 
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