Joke: How I learned to mind my own business

planomateo

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got a good chuckle outta this one. hope you guys do as well.

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,
and all the patients were shouting, '13....13....13.'

The fence was too high to see over, but I spotted a
open knothole in the planks, so I looked through to see
what was going on.....

Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick!


Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...
 
I've heard something similar but it was a man standing in the road jumping up and down on a manhole cover yelling 31.. 31.. Someone passed by asking him what he was doing and he said it was just the best feeling in the world and he had to try it, upon doing so the man pulls the lid off and the guy falls in and he returns to jumping and now yelling 32....32...
 
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