Joey and Giuseppe were a coworkers for many years. One day while they were eating their lunch, Joey asked Giuseppe,
<Italian accent>
"Giuseppe, tell me-a somethin. Do you like makin-a love to a fat-a woman?"
"No, Joey, why-a do you ask-a me that?"
"Tell me-a something, Giuseppe. Do you like-a woman with a hairy arm-a-pits? Do you like-a a woman that smells?"
"No, Joey, of course-a not. Why are you askin-a me these questions?"
"Tell me something, Giuseppe. Do you like-a woman who doesn't-a clean, can't-a cook, and all she-a does is nag-a, nag-a, nag-a?
"No, Joey, of course-a not! Please-a quit askin-a me these questions!"
"Well just me this-a, Giuseppe. Why-a you been-a makin' love to my-a wife?!?!"
