šŸˆ Cremated human remains found on Auburn’s field after Iron Bowl

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Does this only happen in the SEC?
Auburn’s Turfgrass Management team says cremated human remains were dumped on the field after the Iron Bowl victory.


One can only assume the remains are from an overjoyed former Auburn fan, or Alabama is simply trying to curse the field.
It’s fitting either way, because that Iron Bowl was to-die-for good.

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Rest in peace: cremated remains dumped on field after #ironbowl2013 #auburn #football #fb
 
I've heard of ppl doing that at stadiums, but I personally find that creepy as hell. Imagine someone doing it right before a game and a player falls on the sideline or back of the end zone and lands in that BS? Could you imagine getting up and feeling like you got dirt on your arm but its some freaking ash from some burnt dude? Not cool.
 
Well, I will say this, My Father wants me to spread his remains all over the campus of Alabama, some on Bryant Denny, some on the quad, some near the Bear's statue and so forth. I have to also leave some at my dads and my place of birth in Alabama. I wont leave a giant pile of my dads remains there but you can bet there will be some of my dad left on Bryant Denny. Just sayin. I want my remains left on Porters back deck.:bluebiggrin:
 
Well, I will say this, My Father wants me to spread his remains all over the campus of Alabama, some on Bryant Denny, some on the quad, some near the Bear's statue and so forth. I have to also leave some at my dads and my place of birth in Alabama. I wont leave a giant pile of my dads remains there but you can bet there will be some of my dad left on Bryant Denny. Just sayin. I want my remains left on Porters back deck.:bluebiggrin:

In his grill...it'll redefine the times you've told him to "bite me."
 
A friend of mine is a groundskeeper for a major league baseball team told me this isn't highly unusual. He said that a friend of his that works grounds for UT has the request several times a year to sprinkle ashes at Neyland Field. Insert your own joke here.
 
Cremated human remains found on Auburn’s field after Iron Bowl

Only a cow college would dump their family members ashes on the field and not keep it a private moment. Who wants to see the debris of a corpse? How tacky.
 
I don't get it.

My eyes get wide, and I start shaking my head when I start thinking about what they're thinking on game day.

"OK, I'll put his/her ashes in sandwich bags. Yeah, that's what I'll do. But, if we don't win...guess I'll have to come back next weekend and dump them then."

Where do they carry the ashes? In a purse? A bag with things like a water bottle, etc.? "I'm going to put grandpa in my pocket and carry him in..."
 
I want my body to be separated then cremated. My wife and kids can take my upper torso and have me scattered at UA , while taking my lower extremities and have those ashes scattered from a plane over Allbarn!! SO THEY ALL CAN KISS MY AZZ!!!
 
Looks like one foot was out of bounds.:halo:

I posted this picture on facebook with the same caption. When some lame anti-bammer fan asked what happened one second later (with the obligatory LOL after it :lance:), another friend responded with the truth: $25K in damages to Jordan-Hare.

Hey, it was worth it. They beet dem damn bammers! Whooooooo! Pass me a roll of toilet paper!



LOLOLOLOLOLOL...:icon_rolleyes::icon_rolleyes:
 
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