🏈 Cremated human remains found on Auburn’s field after Iron Bowl

[PhillyGirl]

http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/2013/cremated-human-remains-auburn-field/

Does this only happen in the SEC?
Auburn’s Turfgrass Management team says cremated human remains were dumped on the field after the Iron Bowl victory.


One can only assume the remains are from an overjoyed former Auburn fan, or Alabama is simply trying to curse the field.
It’s fitting either way, because that Iron Bowl was to-die-for good.

Auburn Turf Team @auburnturf Follow
Rest in peace: cremated remains dumped on field after #ironbowl2013 #auburn #football #fb

 

[jdpas29]

they were so happy someone may have just spontaneously combusted.

 

[Southern Bama]

stupid question maybe........but how do they know its cremated human remains ?

 

[Brandon Van de Graaff]

stupid question maybe........but how do they know its cremated human remains ?

They see it quite often. Plus there are usually small bone fragments. That stuff goes on quite a bit at places like Jordan-Hare and Bryant-Denny.

 

[RollTideRandy]

stupid question maybe........but how do they know its cremated human remains ?

I guess you have never watched an episode of "Bones". It will be on Fox tonight. You should check it out.

 

[JoshB]

I've heard of ppl doing that at stadiums, but I personally find that creepy as hell. Imagine someone doing it right before a game and a player falls on the sideline or back of the end zone and lands in that BS? Could you imagine getting up and feeling like you got dirt on your arm but its some freaking ash from some burnt dude? Not cool.

 

[RollTideRandy]

I’ve donated my body to science so doctors can study the effects of excessive amounts of pork bar-b-que, buffalo chicken wings, and Olive Garden food has on vital organs.

 

[Southern Bama]

Didn't realize it was a frequent thing....hell, it could be a cremated dog for all they know. But if they want to sprinkle Uncle Charlie on the turf...more power to them. lol

 

[UAgrad93]

A joke I read on Twitter suggested it was Bobby Williams or Special Teams coach. Another countered with part of Brodie Croyle. Both pretty funny mind you.

 

[Kirk Van de Graaff]

Well, I will say this, My Father wants me to spread his remains all over the campus of Alabama, some on Bryant Denny, some on the quad, some near the Bear's statue and so forth. I have to also leave some at my dads and my place of birth in Alabama. I wont leave a giant pile of my dads remains there but you can bet there will be some of my dad left on Bryant Denny. Just sayin. I want my remains left on Porters back deck.:bluebiggrin:

 

[TerryP]

Well, I will say this, My Father wants me to spread his remains all over the campus of Alabama, some on Bryant Denny, some on the quad, some near the Bear's statue and so forth. I have to also leave some at my dads and my place of birth in Alabama. I wont leave a giant pile of my dads remains there but you can bet there will be some of my dad left on Bryant Denny. Just sayin. I want my remains left on Porters back deck.:bluebiggrin:

In his grill...it'll redefine the times you've told him to "bite me."

 

[TheChief]

A friend of mine is a groundskeeper for a major league baseball team told me this isn't highly unusual. He said that a friend of his that works grounds for UT has the request several times a year to sprinkle ashes at Neyland Field. Insert your own joke here.

 

[bama alum]

The morning DJ on 106.9 said that there were already two other instances of this happening in Jordan-Hare this year.

 

[bamanaf]

Cremated human remains found on Auburn’s field after Iron Bowl

Only a cow college would dump their family members ashes on the field and not keep it a private moment. Who wants to see the debris of a corpse? How tacky.

 

[252BAMA]

Looks like one foot was out of bounds.:halo:

 

[TerryP]

I don't get it.

My eyes get wide, and I start shaking my head when I start thinking about what they're thinking on game day.

"OK, I'll put his/her ashes in sandwich bags. Yeah, that's what I'll do. But, if we don't win...guess I'll have to come back next weekend and dump them then."

Where do they carry the ashes? In a purse? A bag with things like a water bottle, etc.? "I'm going to put grandpa in my pocket and carry him in..."

 

[UAgrad93]

I want my body to be separated then cremated. My wife and kids can take my upper torso and have me scattered at UA , while taking my lower extremities and have those ashes scattered from a plane over Allbarn!! SO THEY ALL CAN KISS MY AZZ!!!

 

[It Takes Eleven]

Looks like one foot was out of bounds.:halo:

At some point, probably involved a Hail Mary as well.

 

[bama alum]

Looks like one foot was out of bounds.:halo:

I posted this picture on facebook with the same caption. When some lame anti-bammer fan asked what happened one second later (with the obligatory LOL after it :lance, another friend responded with the truth: $25K in damages to Jordan-Hare.

Hey, it was worth it. They beet dem damn bammers! Whooooooo! Pass me a roll of toilet paper!



LOLOLOLOLOLOL...:icon_rolleyes::icon_rolleyes:

 

[RollllTide!]

I want my body to be separated then cremated. My wife and kids can take my upper torso and have me scattered at UA , while taking my lower extremities and have those ashes scattered from a plane over Allbarn!! SO THEY ALL CAN KISS MY AZZ!!!

Now Thats Funny :rofl: