| FOOD Rent a Girlfriend for Thanksgiving.

[rick4bama]

 

[alabama mike]

If I was not married, I would go with the $100 package.

 

[Krimson]

If I was not married, I would go with the $100 package.

I'd just bring the cocktail waitress with a Dolly Parton wig.

 

[TerryP]

The $0 date.

She brings a side dish she made at her house.
She brings a couple of bottles of wine.
She pours a good amount in a coffee cup, then mentions how she'd like to go outside and look around.
Two hours later, she's still sitting on the porch drinking her wine.
Her only question of the day? "What is the score?" Which, gets her a Uber home.

 

[24and7]

What about the “around the world in a day package”

 

[TerryP]

When I was taking a Poli-Sci course in "The Frigid Bitch" at UA an met a girl I dated for a couple of years. I went to a Christmas Eve party at her parents house. Now, I've got beer, liquor, egg nog, etc. in the cooler...T-town to B-ham. (I wasn't driving, I was drinking, etc.) Marlo, who was the president of the LB community at UA at the time (Lesbian/Bi, there weren't others) drove.

So, we arrive..I find out they don't drink. Dated her for almost a year...didn't know that. They had a view on lesbians and bi-sexuals. I'll leave that, at that.

I was still in a bit of the "Grateful Dead" phase at the time. Clothing, not so much the band: been there, done that. So, I'm wearing "Dead" apparel, shorts, sandals, and it's about 40 outside...showing up with food, and ...well. Marlo.

I laughed until I cried that night...outside.

Conclusion, and declaratory statement.

"Don't take a date to a holiday meal. Don't go with a date to a holiday meal."

 

[Justneedme81]

If you have to pay money to get someone to go, then you don't have swag at all.

 

[TerryP]

 

[alabamajack]

For those prices, the turkey should not be the only thing getting stuffed.

 

[MunchyOs]

Is this for real? I fucking need it! I'll gladly pay for the $250 package! No joke. Hell I might even spring for the $500 package if they throw in her being half my age. That alone would be worth it for the "fuck you, in your face" to certain family members

 

[It Takes Eleven]

I'd just bring the cocktail waitress with a Dolly Parton wig.

That's the kind I dig...