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I contemplate to myself and wonder why OU and its fanbase worry about other teams and theis history?
Notre Dame, 12 NCs claimed, 1924, 1929, 1930, 1943, 1946, 1947, 1949, 1953, 1966, 1973, 1977, 1988. First three titles back-dated, 1953 illegitimate. Real total, 8 titles. Talk about winning one for the Gipper, they won three BEFORE the Gipper--and before national championships ever existed. One third of your titles bogus--pretty shabby.
Alabama, 12 NCs claimed, 1925, 1926, 1930, 1934, 1941, 1961, 1964, 1965, 1973, 1978, 1979, 1992. First 3 titles back-dated, 1934 and 1941 titles illegitimate. Real total, 7 titles. Bama is famous for throwing everything that sticks into the trophy cabinet. If you want a more detailed analysis of the Tide, read this.
USC, 10 NCs claimed, 1928, 1931, 1932, 1962, 1967, 1972, 1974, 1978, 2003, 2004. First 3 titles back-dated, all the rest legitimate. Real total, 7 titles. Not bad, other than the back-dated ones. Let's see: 60s and 70s, got that covered; 21st century--check. Hey, what happened to the 80s and 90s???
Michigan, 7 NCs claimed, 1901, 1902, 1923, 1933, 1947, 1948, 1997. First 4 titles back-dated, the rest legitimate. Real total, 3 titles. Oh, snap! Don't worry, Go Blue. Batting .429 in the major leagues earns you bazillions a year...
Oklahoma, 7 NCs claimed, 1950, 1955, 1956, 1974, 1975, 1985, 2000. All legitimate! Real total, 7 titles. The first perfectly honest team. Naturally, OU owes Texas for all this glory--not!
Minnesota, 6 NCs claimed, 1934, 1935, 1936, 1940, 1941, 1960 All legit! Real total, 6 titles. But what are you guys thinking about doing for the next half of the 20th century???
Pittsburgh, 6 NCs claimed, 1910, 1916, 1918, 1936, 1937, 1976. First 3 titles back-dated, 1936 illegitimate, other 2 fine. Real total, 2 titles. Only 33% of your claimed titles for real? We haven't seen this kind of illegitimacy outside of the Mugabe administration...
Miami, 5 NCs claimed, 1983, 1987, 1989, 1991, 2001. All legit. Real total, 5 titles. Still can't figure out how you got the nod in 1983 over a far superior Auburn team...
Nebraska, 5 NCs claimed, 1970, 1971, 1994, 1995, 1997. All legit. Real total, 5 titles. Solid! Can't figure out why they can't duplicate this kind of success in the other corn-growing states...
Ohio State, 5 NCs claimed, 1942, 1954, 1957, 1968, 2002. All legit. Real total, 5 titles. Best in the Big 10(11). Best ever: Woody or The Vest?
Army, 4 NCs claimed, 1914, 1944, 1945, 1946. First is back-dated, the rest legit. Real total, 3 titles. Gee, if we could only have another World War to drain the nation's manpower again...
GA Tech, 4 NCs claimed, 1917, 1928, 1952, 1990. First 2 titles back-dated. 1952 illegitimate. 1990 legit. Real total, 1 title. "I'm a Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech and a helluva embellisher..."
Illinois, 4 NCs claimed, 1914, 1919, 1923, 1927. All back-dated! Oh come on! Are you kidding me? Real total, ZIP!!! However, as luck would have it, the Zook era has arrived.
Tennessee, 4 NCs claimed, 1938, 1950, 1951, 1998. 1938 and 1950 illegitimate, the rest legit. Real total, 2 titles. The SEC's historic 2nd best team follows the SEC's historic best team, Alabama--in title embellishment.
Texas, 4 NCs claimed, 1963, 1969, 1970, 2005, all legit! Real total, 4 titles. Thanks Daryl Royal. Still wondering why they're so woefully behind Oklahoma in this category...
California, 3 NCs claimed, 1920, 1921, 1922. All back-dated! What?? Real total, ZERO titles. See admonishment to Illinois...
Michigan State, 3 NCs claimed, 1952, 1965, 1966. 1966 is illegitimate, although you probably got hosed! Real total, 2 titles. Not bad--only one behind your Ann Arbor cousins...
There you have it. Now let me have it. WEA will now take your stinging rebukes:
I contemplate to myself and wonder why OU and its fanbase worry about other teams and theis history?