| FTBL New Bud Light commercial

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I have not seen this posted here, so forgive me if it was. It's just too funny to not share.


ST LOUIS, MO - (Begin Bud Light theme music)

Announcer: Bud Light Presents, "Real Men of Genius"

Backup singer: Reaaaaal Men Of Genius

Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Irrational, Inferior Auburn Fan.

Backup singer: Mr. Irrational, Inferior Auburn Faaaaaan!

Announcer: Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking.

Backup singer: Why aren't we number one?

Announcer: You scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when your team finds a way to blow another dream season.

Backup singer: Kenny Irons had turf toe!

Announcer: Inevitably, you'll bring up the 2004 undefeated season.

Backup singer: Still couldn't win a national championship!

Announcer: You will point out that you have won five in a row and call it the thumb so that your graduates can put that number in proper perspective.

Backup singer: Thank God for the sociology department!

Announcer: Go on, ignore that you have only won half of a national championship in your school's long history, and continue to believe that you'll get a piece of that pie next year.

Backup singer: Tuberville declared us People's Champs in 2004!

Announcer: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you don't win a national championship next year, you will still have one heck of a swim team.

Backup singer: Mr. Irrational, Inferior Auburn Fan

Anheiser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri
 
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