| FTBL McNulty In T-Town

[Guest]

N1UA picked him up in Scranton. He's in T-Town interviewing now.

 

[Ump]

Must be true wjox reported the same info about 12:00 noon.

 

[Guest]

According to Ian Rappaport's (chop's favorite Bama Beat writer) blog The Rap Sheet McNulty and McElwain both are in T-Town today.

 

[imported_RollTideRandy]

According to Ian Rappaport's (chop's favorite Bama Beat writer) blog The Rap Sheet McNulty and McElwain both are in T-Town today.

If that is true, I think there should be a steel cage match on the Quad to determine who will be Bama’s next OC!

 

[Kevin4Bama]

What? Did you miss the press conference?

Chuck Norris has accepted the position of Offensive Coordinator at the University of Alabama. He arrived in Tuscaloosa by fiery chariot this morning.

Although he has no prior coaching experience, Norris is believed to have used his patented roundhouse kick to travel back in time and take 20 years of coaching lessons from the greatest coordinators of all time. The first question on everyone's mind is, "can he beat Auburn?" Norris's response: "Any fingers that Tubby shows will be promptly roundhouse-kicked into oblivion. He might want to keep those ears tucked into his hat too." He also said that he plans to address the offensive line issue by replacing the current blocking scheme with a new "roundhouse blocking" scheme. He promised to explain this scheme further whenever he damn well pleases.

The Chuck Norris hiring has already proven to have an immediate effect on Alabama merchandising, as sales of houndstooth belts and headbands have risen 700% in the last 2 hours. More to come on this story and on the Tubberville suicide watch. Stay tuned.

 

[Guest]

What? Did you miss the press conference?

Chuck Norris has accepted the position of Offensive Coordinator at the University of Alabama. He arrived in Tuscaloosa by fiery chariot this morning.

Although he has no prior coaching experience, Norris is believed to have used his patented roundhouse kick to travel back in time and take 20 years of coaching lessons from the greatest coordinators of all time. The first question on everyone's mind is, "can he beat Auburn?" Norris's response: "Any fingers that Tubby shows will be promptly roundhouse-kicked into oblivion. He might want to keep those ears tucked into his hat too." He also said that he plans to address the offensive line issue by replacing the current blocking scheme with a new "roundhouse blocking" scheme. He promised to explain this scheme further whenever he damn well pleases.

The Chuck Norris hiring has already proven to have an immediate effect on Alabama merchandising, as sales of houndstooth belts and headbands have risen 700% in the last 2 hours. More to come on this story and on the Tubberville suicide watch. Stay tuned.

Dude. This post just made my day. Thank you for coming up with this. lol

 

[Chuck-E-Cheeze]

"Roundhouse Blocking" is the wave of the future.

 

[Guest]

Here's a good article on McNulty.

Mcnulty Interviews with Alabama

Rutgers set school records for total offense (5,841 yards), points scored (421) and first downs in McNulty's first full season as offensive coordinator last fall. He shared the duties with Craig Ver Steeg in 2006.

The Knights also became the first Bowl Subdivision team to boast a 3,000-yard passer, a 2,000-yard rusher and two 1,000-yard receivers in the same year. :shock:

That last part is impressive.

 

[Kevin4Bama]

What? Did you miss the press conference?

Chuck Norris has accepted the position of Offensive Coordinator at the University of Alabama. He arrived in Tuscaloosa by fiery chariot this morning.

Although he has no prior coaching experience, Norris is believed to have used his patented roundhouse kick to travel back in time and take 20 years of coaching lessons from the greatest coordinators of all time. The first question on everyone's mind is, "can he beat Auburn?" Norris's response: "Any fingers that Tubby shows will be promptly roundhouse-kicked into oblivion. He might want to keep those ears tucked into his hat too." He also said that he plans to address the offensive line issue by replacing the current blocking scheme with a new "roundhouse blocking" scheme. He promised to explain this scheme further whenever he damn well pleases.

The Chuck Norris hiring has already proven to have an immediate effect on Alabama merchandising, as sales of houndstooth belts and headbands have risen 700% in the last 2 hours. More to come on this story and on the Tubberville suicide watch. Stay tuned.

Dude. This post just made my day. Thank you for coming up with this. lol

No problem, kinda rushed it a little. Coulda done a little better on the PhotoShop, but didn't want to take a lot of time.