I want to win the coin toss and get the ball first.
I want Javier to run the kickoff back for a touchdown.
I want to go for 2 and get it.
I want to kick a onside kick and get it.
I want Coffee to run it in and score on the first play.
I want to go for 2 and get it again.
I want us to score so many points that the score board needs another digit.
I want their fans to all be out of the stadium by the end of the third quarter.
I want Big Al to put one of those cheerleader megaphones on Aubie's head.
I want their eagle to fly away and never come back and poop on Wing Nut's head as he leaves.
I want someone to give me a ticket so I can go.
I want Julio to have 300 yards receiving.
I want Coffee to have 300 yards rushing.
I want JPW to have 20 touchdowns, no interceptions and to be instantly awarded the Heisman at the end of the game.
I want Mt Cody to have little pieces of orange and blue in his teeth.
I want each and every db to have at least three "pick sixes".
I want our defense to hold them to negative yards rushing and passing.
I want Wingnut to ask the ref if college football has a mercy rule.
But with that all being said, most of all I just want to win and I will be happy with 3-0.