ESPN article by Pat Forde on what campaign commercials made by the coaches would look like.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&page=dash0808&sportCat=ncf
Ill spare you and take you right to the best part...
Alabama -- Ad opens with unflattering, slow-motion, black-and-white video of Texas and Oklahoma players missing tackles, and coaches fuming on the sideline. Cut to numbers escalating on a scoreboard, national debt-style. Ominous voice-over: "The Big 12 will tell you how exciting their football is, but there are troubling facts the league is covering up. Those teams are soft on defense issues -- there isn't a single Big 12 team in the top 30 nationally in total defense." Cut to Nick Saban working in practice with his defensive unit. Then cut to Saban standing beneath a Bear Bryant statue: "At Alabama, we're gon' tackle you and cover you and rush the passer. Those are fundamental American football values that have made the SEC the greatest superpower on Earth. Touch football endangers our national security -- vote for someone from the pansy Big 12, and the terrorists win. Americans deserve more snot-flying hitting than they're getting in some other leagues that only pretend to have your best interests at heart. Roll Tide."
I love it! someone needs to actually make this.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/columns/story?columnist=forde_pat&page=dash0808&sportCat=ncf
Ill spare you and take you right to the best part...
Alabama -- Ad opens with unflattering, slow-motion, black-and-white video of Texas and Oklahoma players missing tackles, and coaches fuming on the sideline. Cut to numbers escalating on a scoreboard, national debt-style. Ominous voice-over: "The Big 12 will tell you how exciting their football is, but there are troubling facts the league is covering up. Those teams are soft on defense issues -- there isn't a single Big 12 team in the top 30 nationally in total defense." Cut to Nick Saban working in practice with his defensive unit. Then cut to Saban standing beneath a Bear Bryant statue: "At Alabama, we're gon' tackle you and cover you and rush the passer. Those are fundamental American football values that have made the SEC the greatest superpower on Earth. Touch football endangers our national security -- vote for someone from the pansy Big 12, and the terrorists win. Americans deserve more snot-flying hitting than they're getting in some other leagues that only pretend to have your best interests at heart. Roll Tide."
I love it! someone needs to actually make this.
