Blonde Joke

bamatommy

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the plane is on its way to houston when a blonde in
economy class gets up and moves to the first class
section and sits down.

The flight attendant watches her do this and asks
to see her ticket.

She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy
class and that she will have to sit in the back.

The blonde replies, "i'm blond, i'm beautiful, i'm
going to houston and i'm staying right here."

the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and
tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a
blonde sitting in first class who belongs in economy
and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to
explain that because she only paid for economy she
will have to leave and return to her seat.

The blonde replies, "i'm blonde, i'm beautiful, i'm going
to houston and i'm staying right here."

the co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should
have the police waiting when they land to arrest this
blonde woman who won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, "you say she is a blonde? I'll handle this.
i'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."

he goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear,
and she says, "oh, i'm sorry."
and she gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.

The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and
asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

The pilot said:
"i told her, first class isn't going to houston !"





 
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