Birth of a Candy Bar

BigAl

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One PAYDAY, MR. GOODBAR wanted a BIT O'HONEY, so he took Miss HERSHEY behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and FIFTH AVE. He began to feel her MOUNDS with her BUTTERFINGERS.
That was pure ALMOND JOY. It made her TOOTSIE ROLL and let out a SNICKER as she screamed "OH HENRY.' while squeezing his PETER PAUL. Miss HERSHEY said: "you are even better than the THREE MUSKATEERS." Soon she was a bit CHUNKY and nine months later had a BABY RUTH.
 
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