And don't even try for an interception, what with all the sweat and spit from the Center and QB. Only thing worse would have it thrown by *u.
Side note: Driving N on US29 in Charlottesville today. A guy in a Silver BMW Convertible passes me, Alabama tag beginning with '47'. At a light I pull up beside him and loudly vocalize "Roll Tide!". He smiles and replies the same. Life is good.