It usually takes an hour and then I'm gone

     I start to yelp and that's all it takes

     Then they come runnin' toms & jakes

     I've got a voice so sweet I've got a rhythm so true

     It makes all their heads turn bright blue.

     Some toms are smart and I must persist

     But there's something 'bout me they can't resist

     No matter how they struggle no matter how they try

     You can start the gravy boys 'cause they're gonna get fried.

     They strut in looking for a cluck

     But they all ride out in the back of my truck

     They tried to keep their heads but their hormones cost 'em

     Then a dose of number four... Damn, I'm AWESOME!