General Stories About Hunting

1. The Beginning

2. Can't Wait But I Have To

3. Opening Day

4. Season Ends

5. Bo's

6. The Doemaster

7. The Gobblemaster

1. Three Fingers

2. Big Bad Mama Jama

3. Back To Where It All Began

4. Christening the Crossbow

1."If You Have Him Hollerin' Don't Start Follerin'."

"The Rut"

 It’s early January in Alabama & the weather’s turning bitterly cold. The acorns have soured & the second helping of ammonium nitrate is really making our green fields look nice to the hungry deer population.  This is a special time of year for whitetail hunters.  The does are coming into estrous & the bucks are chasing them with reckless abandon. This is the “RUT.”  We all know what this means to the hunter, but have you stopped to look at this magical time of year through the eyes of the Doemaster? We felt obliged to include this little poem to help you understand the buck’s perspective:

Damn it’s cold with a frost on the ground

I can’t help but to sniff around

From the top of my horns to the tips of my toes

All my body is thinking ‘bout does

It’s the time of year when my loins are smoking

And all the ladies call me Big-Daddy-Long-Strokin

I love them in the morning I love them at night

I love them whenever the mood is right

I ain’t got time eat I won’t nibble on grass

All I’m craving is a piece of … well

I love it when they run & finally stop… UH

I love it when they call me BIG POP-PA

I’m the daddy yes I’m the man

I’m the lover with the slow hand

Ladies don’t feel guilty don’t feel no shame

Just climb aboard the DOOOOOOOE Train!

Written By Donny McCaa