The Top Ten Reasons Slo-Pitch Is Better Than Baseball

(10)-You only have to run 65 feet

(9)-Kegs in the dugout

(8)-Our balls are BIGGER

(7)- All dirt infields mean that less cocktails get spilt

(6)-NO ORGAN PLAYING

(5)-Ruth's homerun total is very reachable

(4)-Uncovered dugouts mean better tans

(3)-Bean balls don't hurt as much

(2)-Hitting 400 is a slump

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